Melemele Island

Shadar: "..."

"Then where can I find someone, praytell, who will actually be useful to me?"

Heahea City, Sergey's Camp

Someone might walk into the camp, notably most of the team was still in the pillowfort with only Aicha being... somewhere.

PEFE HQ

Tropius: -Looking at the music video in question- <What in the world...?>

Elsewhere in Alola

-Team Nova looks... mostly normal-

Crochet: -Wakes up- <Huh... why am I... pink? And have paws?>

-Manages to look at herself in the reflection of a nearby pool of water-

Audino!Crochet: -Waking up the others- <AHHHHHHH!!!!>

-Emphasis on "mostly"-

Brooklet Hill

-In the middle of surfing to a spot in the water-

...That kid's a serious troll.

Lapras: <But funny though.>

Of course you'd say that... but it's true.

-And we start moving towards the spot, a Wishiwashi leaps out at us, but this singular Wishiwashi is about the size of one in School Form-

Wishiwashi: <AHHHH!!!!!!!!>

What the fu-Battle-

Melemele

Custard: Um...

Custard: Probably anyone else could tell you. I just...can't remember anything. At all.

Nidorino!Akim'bleer: <So you're Dude's Charmeleon, huh?>

Larvesta!Hazard: <Normally, yeah. Not sure how I'm supposed to move like this.>

Seimsitoad!Fishy: <I'm just lucky I'm in a shape that didn't change too much...>

Nidorino!Akim'bleer: <Yeah, I wish, Bro's Boyfriend.>

-Meanwhile, the pillowfort is approached by a human dressed somewhat like a safari guide, who looks like he's examining it-

Melemele Island

Shadar: "...."

"Even here, you are completely useless."

-He grabs Custard by the throat and hauls her into the air-

"I am tired. Confused. I have lost patience. I was in the middle of something very important in my own realm and I need answers. Where. Are. Other. People."

Heahea City, Sergey's Camp

Said human will notice a hand, hastily waving them inside

Sergey: "Quickly, come inside."

edited 1st Apr '17 12:44:29 PM by Sergey_Smirnov

Melemele

Custard: There are literally other people everywhere else! That's what "other people" means!

-she bites Shadar's hand-

Custard: Ow! Look, I'm not even supposed to be human, I'm a Jangmo-o!

Melemele

Shadar: "... Did you just try to bite me?"

"..."

-He uncerimoniously drops Custard-

"I have no idea where I am and I'd rather not just wander aimlessly. Where am I right now? What is the quickest route to- Actually, first. These creature names, Jangmo-o. What is that? And you are very definitely human. Unless the power to shape change exists as well within this universe, I do not think that should be possible. And I feel a distinct lack of the Weave, here, so spell casting as I understand should not be possible."

Akala Island

- DS is sitting under a tree somewhere, writing down some ideas in one of her notebooks, when she suddenly looks up and glances around at her surroundings -

DS: ... When did I get here?

- She shrugs and resumes writing, when Linnéa runs over -

Linnéa: (carrying a Bounsweet in her arms) Ah, there you are, DS!

DS: Oh, Linnéa! (notices the Bounsweet) You've made a new friend?

Linnéa: (nods) Yeah. She decided to come with us after Ray saved her from getting eaten.

DS: Ah, I see.

Bounsweet: <H-Hi... It's nice to meet you.>

Melemele

Custard: How do you not know what a Jangmo-o is? We're the guardian dragons of Alola! Have you just never seen a Pokemon or something?

-she brushes herself off-

Custard: Anyway, I'm not usually human. I just woke up like this!

-#flawless-

Custard: Uh, who said that?

-#hi-

Custard: ...Anyway, there are some things that can change shape. I'm not usually one of them.

Human!Scouter: "...Hm?"

-He goes inside-

"What is going on here, exactly?"

Chapter 5

The Village

-Meanwhile, back at the ranch...-

-Village.-

-You're no fun. Back at the village, The Tick and Clippy pondered what to do...-

-In a local Bouffalant Wild Wings, the two Ultra Beasts sit, Clippy gorging themself on appetizers-

The Tick: {Clippy, this is a disaster.}

-They holds up a crude doodle of Gudrunn with labels like "HYUMEN PLEASY FECE" and "HYUMEN PLEASY MAMORRY GLONDS"-

{She's perfect for our needs and yet she flees us. How will she come towards our grasp?}

Clippy: -snarf gulp chew- {Cheer up, The Tick! We'll think of something!}

-Suddenly, Kass barges in the restaurant-

Kass: <Help! Help! This horrible beast has taken Gudrunn!>

Villager 1: Isn't that the weird girl's crazy Skarmory?

Villager A: What's he doing squawking around in here?

-Before long restaurant employees push a protesting Kass out as The Tick and Clippy look after-

The Tick: {...Clippy? I do have an idea!}

Clippy: -waves their arms in the air- {Yaaaaaay!}

The Castle

-Meanwhile, back at the-

-Castle.-

-...I was going to say castle.-

-Are you suuuuuure?-

-This is unnecessary.-

-Oh, it is all too necessary, for REVENGE-

[[purple-:...Anyway, the beast showed a nicer side, and offered to show Gudrunn around.]]

-Gudrunn is gazing at the castle entrance when Shizuo approaches her-

Krookodile!Shizuo: <Um, hey. I was talking to my Pokemon and er, since you're staying here a while I... ought to show you some hospitality?> -gives a forced grin-

-Gudrunn glowers at him, then sighs-

Gudrunn: Fine...

-Shizuo shows her around the castle-

Krookodile!Shizuo: <Now, since I'm being nice, I'll let you anywhere in the castle. Except the    West Wing.    Don't go there. Ever.>

Gudrunn: -Gives Shizuo a skeptical look- Why not?

Krookodile!Shizuo: -growls- <You know what, don't even talk about it, OK?>

Gudrunn: -rolls her eyes- Okay then...

-The two wind up near a dining room-

Krookodile!Shizuo: <And this is where we'll dine together.>

Gudrunn: Wait a minute! If you're trying to set me up for some romantic dinner you can forget it.

Krookodile!Shizuo: -seethes- <What?! I'm not trying to make this romantic, I'm trying to be nice to you!>

Gudrunn: As if you'd want to have a candlelit dinner for any other reason.

Krookodile!Shizuo: -twitches- <WELL I CAN CERTAINLY SHOW YOU MEA->

Candelabra!Mikey: <Dude. Manners.>

Krookodile!Shizuo: -forces a smile- <...Meat! Lots of jucy, simmered meat! With seasoning!>

Gudrunn: Still no.

-she heads off-

-Shizuo roars, throws a chair at the wall, and storms off-

-Gudrunn sighs and sits down, before Mikey approaches her-

Mikey: <Er, how about we make you dinner?>

-Gudrunn smiles-

And so Shizuo's mons hosted a lovely dinner for Gudrunn we unfortunately do not have the musical number for. On the way back, however...

Castle Halls

Gudrunn: Saaaaay, what's in that West Wing anyway?

Clock!Dynamo: <Nothing you should be worried about.>

Gudrunn: What is it? A knife collection? Acid pits? A gallery of these wonderful "anime tiddies" I keep hearing about?

Candelabra!Mikey: <There's just, uh, Unovan politics.>

Clock!Dynamo: <...Yes, precisely, bleary stuff. Especially recently.>

Gudrunn: -mock pouts- Aww, too bad...

Clock!Dynamo: <Now come on, there's a nice bathtub waiting...>

-Gudrunn pretends to follow to throw them off...-

-Then dashes for the    West Wing   -

Melemele

Shadar: "Hm. Guardian dragons. Where I come sufficiently powerful dragons can alter their-"

"... You are a dragon. This is so painfully ironic it's unbelievable. But I digress. Alola. Pokemon, these terms mean nothing to me. And my typical ability to read the lore and history of objects and regions is not functioning within this world, so I will need to educate myself. Preferably from someone who does not make me want to end this world as well."

-He pauses for a moment- "... That... Carbink. And other Jangmo-o. These are all... "Pokemon"? Does the term refer to the native non-humanoid creatures of this realm? Are they sentient? ... Why am I asking you. Where is civilization?"

Melemele

Custard: Uh, yeah, if it's not a human it's probably a Pokemon. And...this isn't my native island.

-she eyes Shadar cautiously-

Custard: But there should be cities around somewhere?

Akala

- DS has decided to introduce Linnéa's new Bounsweet to some of her own Pokémon -

Female Popplio: <Ah, it is a pleasure to meet you! I'm Minami!>

Male Cutiefly: <And I'm Chikurun!>

Bounsweet: <H-Hi... I'm, um... what was the name the red haired person gave me again...? Oh, right! Miette! My name is Miette!>

DS: (looking down at her two Pokémon) ... When did those two join my team? It feels like we've skipped quite a few scenes here...

Linnéa: (tilts head) What are you talking about?

I just want to say the D&D cameos are magnificent and wonderful.

Melemele

Shadar: "Excellent." -The red lights behind his helmet blink out and his armor vanishes in a plume of shadow, now clad in traveler's clothes- "Well then, I have no more use for you. Continue doing whatever it was you waste your life pursuing in this world."

-He struts away-

Heahea City, Sergey's Camp

Sergey: "Its... its April 1st, come in if you don't want to be pranked!"

Magnus: <I WON'T JUST HIDE IN HERE! MAAAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!>

As he screamed this Magnus ran outside and away from the fort... moments after he exited he vanished from view.

Magnus: <W-Wait AHHH NOOOOOOO!! ACK! HEEEEELP!>

After a few moments of this he came out from a nearby bush, notably with paint all over his body and dripping wet.

Melemele Island

Custard: ...That was incredibly weird.

Human!Scouter: "...This blocks the supernatural effects of April-"

-He watches as Magnus freaks out and subsequently gets covered in paint-

"...Oh, mundane pranks. That makes more sense."

edited 1st Apr '17 1:20:40 PM by CorvusAtrox

Akala

- The three Pokémon are now playing together -

DS: Hmm... Since my writer never really did make a proper decision on whether to keep me in Sinnoh or have me join on this arc, and I hadn't really shown up until now, I thought she might've just decided to focus on other projects and not dwell on it. (sighs) Then again, since her inability to decide, among other factors, prevented her from writing a proper conclusion to end things off on, she's probably not quite satisfied...

Linnéa: ... Seriously, what are you talking about?

DS: So... What will it be? Will I stick around once this day is over, or will it turn out we were never really here, and where I was originally standing, a picture of an Espeon will rest on the ground?

Linnéa: (very confused)

Heahea City, Sergey's Camp

Suddenly one could see Aicha flying outside of the fort (note though that she didn't care all that much if you could see the wires keeping her in the air), of note would also be that she currebntly wore what could only be described as comically sterotypical villain clothing

Aicha: <Welcome there~ Hapy April 1st to you all, this was a mere demonstration so that you can see what I'm capable off.>

Sergey: "Its a long story there, she always loved April 1st."

Hau'oli City

-The knight is walking thought the city-

"Hm. Far more advanced then my realm. This does resemble about the peak of the third Era though."

-He's also dressed in far less conspicuous clothing, though he does still maintain his half-dark elf appearance-

Iri Manor

-Jacob and Verax are sitting on a couch-

Jacob: "So."

Verax: "No wild shenanigans."

Jacob: "Yup."

Verax: "... We don't really do much, any more, do we?"

Jacob: "I feel like we've missed a lot. Speaking of, you and Ro-"

Verax: "Eh, we just sort of stopped talking? I'm not torn up over anything. Plus constant reminders to what we were probably was not good for a long term thing. You and-"

Jacob: "I don't even know anymore... or ever really knew to begin with? I dunno. I'm busy enough with Champion stuff, preparing, learning, all that jazz."

Verax: "Ah."

"... Peaceful, th-"

Discord: -Smashing through the wall behind the fireplace- <GOOD MORNI

???

Tragedy: -Is flickering in an out, standing in front of a shrine deep in a forest in Johto-

〘... It's coming soon.〙

-It looks up, its form constantly shifting-

〘I believe my time around the world has concluded. If I am to move to Alola to finish my preparations, it risks exposing myself to those children.〙

-Its features don't change, but the ground around around it begins to decay, the grass wilting, the trees dying-

〘As if it would matter. They follow chaos, destruction, tragedy, anyhow. They chase the storm. But how many storms can a shelter weather before being blown down?〙

-It shudders, shimmers, and vanishes-

edited 1st Apr '17 1:25:33 PM by Verax

-The knight might have a Honchkrow suddenly fall on top of him-