ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

The following gag will probably contradict the Super-Duper Extended Edition, but eh. Also there's a very mild spoiler for The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies in here.

A movie theater in Petalburg

-My P Cs and Robin exit the theater after seeing [Hobbit 3 Analogue]-

Nico: That was awesome!

Umbra: Yeah, it was!

Lina: Mmph. They certainly changed from the book a lot...

Human!Ammy: Come on, Lina, it was fun!

Robin: I certainly enjoyed it. Plus it kinda reminded me of home... Though that giant Salamence gave me Grima vibes... You said something called a computer made the orcs and such, Arika?

Arika: Yeah! They also did landscapes and little things like the glitter on the Arken-

...Wait a minute. What happened to the Arkenstone?

Lina: ...Arika's right. It was never seen or mentioned again after that one part.

Human!Ammy: But where'd it go?

???: <Oh, you mean this thing?>

-Sam flaps in onto Robin's shoulder and holds up the Arkenstone-

<It looked interesting so I went and nabbed it!>

-Everyone strares-

Nico: ...Damn that Noibat's good.

Robin: SAM

HOW

Sam: <Trade secret, my friend.> ^_^

Robin: LINA ARE YOU SURE IT'S STILL NOT REAL

-Lina facepalms and groans-

edited 20th Dec '14 4:09:10 PM by Umbramatic

Petalburg

Dardanette moved to sit down next to Pent, staring off into space as if addressing someone who was not there. "This place speaks to me—It would keep me for itself." she explained rather off-handedly, apparently slightly uncomfortable.

-Pent head-tilts and nods-

There a problem with it?

Petalburg

-Morgi exists.-

Petalburg

Dardanette nods slowly. "I remember—I am their desire, that which cannot be compromised." she explained, difficult with words as always.

Hard to handle not hunting?

-Pent patpats-

Petalburg

-Morgan may see a fellow redhead-

Petalburg area

-People and Pokemon exist in harmony...unless you're Jason and Darius, in which cause, you are being headbutted. Otherwise, there are Maria and Lane. They exist too.-

-Take thy pick.-

Petalburg

-Morgi starts to walk towards Maria and bumps into the other redhead.-

Petalburg

-Samantha turns her head-

Samantha: Hello, Morgi!

Petalburg

-Morgi hugs Samantha.- How have you been?

Petalburg

(A certain electricity-themed business heir is still here. He appears to have stopped looking at his phone, and is instead slouched over the side railing of a bench, Rainier snoozing by his feet.)

Petalburg

Samantha: ...could be better, actually.

Rustboro

-Offscreen Inertia states since nothing happened after Shinobi's scarfless nap, he's probably still sleeping somewhere in Sakura's Room. But since that would be a really long nap, maybe he's gone somewhere else? Guess we won't know until someone finds him in either state-

Slateport

-On the other hand, that package and note addressed to Aline can't go anywhere unless someone else moves it from it's position in front of the door-

Petalburg

-But Tori has had an exciting day of flying, swimming, shopping and such while nobody was looking. And she is now wandering around with a Skiploom on her head-

edited 20th Dec '14 5:29:53 PM by BlitzTrain

Petalburg

-Said heir may hear something.-

Argo:Baaaaa~!

Lane:'Does she always do that?

Maria:Yup! Cute, right?

-Lane sweat drops.-

-Jason and Crash may bump into Tori and Float.-

edited 20th Dec '14 5:31:27 PM by Skyzerk

Rustboro

John is sitting on a bench. Ahab is nearby, harassing a flock of Taillow.

<Ahab: "OIY YE FUCKS! I'm laying claim to the peanuts!">

edited 20th Dec '14 5:31:05 PM by BluBeriPi

Rustboro

-there may, in fact, be someone in Rustboro! Specifically, a one-eyed woman scribbling in a book-

Petalburg

(Mikki groggily raises his head to stare at Argo.)

Mikki: ...Mareep. I mustered up the energy to move my head... for a Mareep.

(The Luxray snores away, blissfully oblivious.)

Rustboro

John takes notice of the one eyed woman.

John: "Hey there."

Rustboro

-the woman eyes (eye?) John suspiciously-

Kirsten: ...hello.

John: What'cha got there?

Petalburg

Argo:Baaaaa~!

Maria:A shiny Mareep! And she's my adorable little Argo!

-Her brother sweatdrops again.-

Lane:Outgoing today, I see...

Rustboro

-the blonde woman shows a page of sheet music, for what appears to be a string quartet. It appears absurdly complicated-

Rustboro

"<Ghosts?>" asked Teishi

Sakura might possibly come across Blitz.

John: Wow. That's pretty cool. You play?