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Unova League

Jacob: -Wakes up- "Meeeeeh! What is-"

-Sees Finn- "YOU! ARE! A! DRAAAAAAAAAAAGON!"

Beat

"Sorry, I was having nightmares about that. I just realized this doesn't feel like a dream. So WHY THE HELL WERE YOU POKING ME?!"

Unova League, Elsewhere

Regina: -Is sitting somewhere, singing softly to herself and looking out at the horizon-

edited 8th Jun '13 6:51:02 PM by Verax

Unova League

-Umbra suddenly gets a very bad feeling, but continues watching the flashback-

-Meanwhile, a certain psychic-fighting type, who has totally been here the whole time, is standing by himself and should be ignored at most costs, watches Cobalt and Tangent's flashback shows from across the room-

Said certain psychic-fighting type: -in thought- <As soon as all this is over I'm teleporting to Ren and relaying this via a psychic link.>

EDIT - Thank you Umbra. Sorry about the Markup error! Might make a post where Ren hears this before going to bed.

edited 8th Jun '13 7:21:03 PM by keys2tkingdom

Unova League Lobby

Finn: <Because I'm a mole and I want you to stop saying otherwise.>

edited 8th Jun '13 6:53:41 PM by crowlover

Use spoilertags. And yes, they can.

-Shauntal sends out Drifblim-

Drifblim: Ooh! Is that a child I see?

Lady: He's sixteen.

Drifblim: Really? He looks a bit younger.

Drifblim used Acrobatics! The Flying Gem strengthened the move's power!

Lady Black fainted!

...okay.

-sends out Florence-

Ice Bea-

Shauntal: Shadow Ball!

-the Drifblim sends heart-shaped Obscura balls at Florence-

-Joseph claps in delight-

Oh! That's so cute!

-the Drifblim stops in disbelief-

R-really? You like it?

I do!

-the Drifblim goes into the Drifblim equivalent of an ear to ear smile before fainting from Florence's Ice Beam-

Drifblim: Thank you...

-meanwhile-

Wolvie: Hello! You seemed a little unfazed that I was staring right into your face!

edited 8th Jun '13 6:53:44 PM by ILoveDogs

Unova League

-Kirk goes a shade of red reminiscent of his trainer.-

Kirk: <I'm... aware of that, yes. And I was... kind of hoping she'd be there, as well.>

-He throws up a SEP field, very eager to spare himself from further embarrassment.-

edited 8th Jun '13 7:01:19 PM by Herbert40k

Unova League

Seth walks by Regina and hears her singing and, since he had nothing better to do, he decided to go talk to her

"<Someone is feeling cheerful today.>" he commented.

Unova League

Jacob: "It's because... NO. YOU ARE NOT A MOLE. YOU. ARE. A. DRAGON. DAMN. IT."

Unova League, Elsewhere

Regina: -Eeks in surprise and turns to face Seth- <O-Oh hi Seth. Sorry, I thought I was alone.>

-Shakes head- <Well, I am feeling more upbeat than usual. I guess beating the League will do that...>

<So what have you been up to?>

-Shauntal sends out a Golurk-

Florence: There's no need to go easy on me, Shauntal.

Shauntal: Ah, but I'm not.

-Florence releases a Surf at the Golurk, knocking him back and doing sizable damage-

-Shauntal smirks from behind her book-

Dynamic Punch.

-the Golurk charges forth and punches Florence, critting-

Florence is confused!

Florence: Ooh, pretty colors...

Grr! Hydro Pump!

-Florence accidentally smacks herself in the face with her tail-

Florence hurt herself in her confusion!

Florence fainted!

-meanwhile, Wolvie slashes at Jacob's sleeve (not the arm)-

Finish sentences!

edited 8th Jun '13 7:04:36 PM by ILoveDogs

-Dune takes another sip of his juice.-

Dune: ~These guys have done things that I've only heard rumors about. That's not even getting into this illusion they're so helpfully projecting for us. It's like I've walked straight into a walking group of legends. Hell, for all I know, they're Legendaries in human form. No, no, don't get your blood pressure up... I want to actually sleep tonight. Arceus knows I don't need to relive that memory.~

-My mons look a little disturbed-

For some reason I tend to get guns stuck in my face the most often.

Cobalt: -Starts showing the scene from here to here, before going from here to about here-

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Seth couldn't help but chuckle at the scare Regina got "<Oh yeah, Jacob already did his league challenge, well... Congratulations I guess, at least you've had something exciting happening, I'm just bored.>" he said, with a indifferent shrug.

-Joseph sends out Scarlett-

Sleep Powder!

-Scarlett releases a cloud of Sleep Powder at the Golurk, putting him to sleep-

Now Quiver Dance and Petal Dance!

-Scarlett gracefully dances before launching petals-

Golurk fainted!

Shauntal: What grace your Lilligant has! But she''ll have some difficulty with this!

-sends out Chandelure-

Chandelure: Ooh, what a pretty Lilligant!

Fire Blast!

Chandelure: Oh, how fun it would be to burn your soul out right here and now!

-he sends a blast of fire at Scarlett, KO'ing her instantly-

-Joseph sends out Luciano, who sustains a note-

edited 8th Jun '13 7:12:27 PM by ILoveDogs

Unova League Lobby

Finn: <I still don't know why you insist in deluding yourself.>

Chandelure: Oh, that's a beautiful note! You know, people don't often scream that high! I should know!

-the Chandelure is interrupted by a Dragon Claw to the face-

Chandelure fainted!

Shauntal: Down to the last one!

-sends out Cofagrigus-

Will-o'Wisp!

-the Cofagrigus sends out blue flames, burning Luciano-

Thank you for giving us the incentive not to make contact! Draco Meteor!

-Luciano spins around in midair, singing, before crashing down balls of energy on the Cofagrigus-

A critical hit! Cofagrigus fainted!

Shauntal: Challenger, if you defeat the entire Elite Four of the Pokémon League, you can go on to challenge the Champion. And you have earned that right. Return to the plaza in the center and check the statue.

-Joseph heals his mons and goes to the statue-

Unova League

-Herbert watches the somewhat-less action-packed projection with a curious expression.-

Herbert: So you were able to find out that the poachers came from Angela. How did you go from one obscure symbol meaning "good fortune" to battling a state-wide megacorp? That seems like a bit of a leap of logic. Assuming I'm not missing something, that is. These projections are kind of blurry...

-He occasionally glances up at Joseph's challenge on the monitors, but focuses on Cobalt's projection.-

Unova League, lobby

-watching Joseph's challenge- Go Joseph! You can do it!

Unova League, lobby

Oh, Joseph made it to the Champion? Nice!

-Joseph ascends the stairs with Rogue by his side-

Rogue: Tee hee hee! How come I couldn't beat all those Ghost and Psychic types? I'm... a little disappointed in myself, tee hee.

Don't worry. You'll get your chance.

-Joseph enters Iris' chamber-

Iris: Welcome, challenger! I've been waiting for this! Know what? I really look forward to having serious battles with strong Trainers! I mean, come on! The Trainers who make it here are Trainers who desire victory with every fiber of their being! And they are battling alongside Pokémon that have been through countless difficult battles! If I battle with people like that, not only will I get stronger, my Pokémon will, too! And we'll get to know each other even better! OK! Brace yourself! I'm Iris, the Pokémon League Champion, and I'm going to defeat you!

-the two battler's respective battle themes play-

Battle! Pokemon Breeder Joseph vs. Champion Iris!

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Jacob: "Because YOU'RE deluded! I even looked it up on the internet to be sure! Hell, I could have just asked someone around here now that I think about it..."

-Shakes head- "The Gible line are Ground types AND Dragon types! You have clearly been misinformed and Crow see's obviously no reason to tell you."

Unova League, Elsewhere

Regina: -Smiles a little- <Thanks, Seth. And if you're bored, why don't you do something? I'm sure there are plenty of things to do. You could try talking to others, or look around, or I don't even know but somehow everyone else here has found a way to occupy themselves. I'm sure you can, too!>

-Iris sends out an Altaria-

-Joseph sends out Rogue-

-He isn't giggling.-

Rogue: Now, I can prove that I am the strongest.

Iris: Use-

Joseph: Ice Punch!

-Rogue is upon the Altaria in an instant, punching it with an icy fist-

Altaria fainted!

We're getting to that part.

Cobalt: -Starts showing the scene from here to about here-

Unova League

"<Eh, I doubt there's much to talk about, that and I usually prefer to stay by myself, and I already had a look around. There's just nothing to do here.>"

Unova League Lobby

Finn: <Well, apparently your sources are wrong.>