ITT: Make a badass bost about yourself

you wanna know how i got my name? fine, i'll tell you. a group of pirates tried to burn my city and kill the ones i cared about. that did not make me happy. not. one. bit. so i walked right up to their hideout... and lost control for 17 seconds. that moniker... "the crimson storm"... is how those who saw described the death of the pirates. and if you threaten me, my family, my friends, or my city, you will get worse than what they got. count on it.

edited 3rd Apr '13 10:07:44 PM by crimsonstorm15

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.

I once read a book while riding Space Mountain. I dropped it though.

INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.

I know what "Bost" means.

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.

Right. I'm not very good at this. Can someone cover for me?

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"He shoots wings off of flies, and then builds them tiny jet packs just to say he's sorry.

His medical record simply reads: 'The horror... The horror...'

He once parried a nuclear blast. With a plastic spork.

Gingers have a day dedicated to kicking him.

He is... Honestly, I don't know what he is."

I don't always reference well known commercials, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.

I don't even have to touch my keyboard to type. I just look at it and text appears on the screen.

If I can do that, imagine what I can do to you.

dead devotion

I once severed 16 major arteries of a Ridley Hydra that was riding a Zero-Gravity roller coaster. With one sword. From about a mile away.

Blindfolded.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

What's a bost

edited 28th Sep '13 9:41:24 PM by theTamer

Me: "I think I'll go and edit the page of a work I read" Also me: Get frustrated at the editing UI, gives up, and hopes someone else does i

In the beginning, there was nothing but a primal void, which was absolute, the very shape of existence.

Eventually, many lesser voids appeared floating in the primal void, which merged into what you define as "absoute nothingness". These voids carried a trace of a concept called "matter" and when they merged together they created a singularity in themselves which exploded, giving birth to your universe.

I am the primal void from which all things begun.

Compared to me, the world, no, the universe is just an infinitesimal pinprick which I may do with as I wish. No being could ever reach my level of power. Once God has died and Heaven, Hell and Earth have vanished, your soul will be in my domain, forever and ever.

I await you.

Why You Shouldn't Eat Meat

You think sanity can stop me after 148 of my brothers fell? You would be wrong. I make Discord look like a calculus problem, and you should be very afraid of what I'm capable of.

It's been 3000 years…

I am nobody. I am a simple boy in the depths of the threads.

But for all that I am, there are many others. There is my family, my friends, my nation, my world...

And you won't mess with me.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.

I am but one man, upon the face of the Earth... and behind me lies the legacy of my people. It lays on beaches, in mountains, and below the waves. I am one man, but I walk in the legacy of all the great men who came before me. Even if I should fall, someone even greater will take my place, and pierce through the darkness. So let me ask you... Just who the hell do you think I am?

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

When the gods created me, They put together Samurai Jack, Kai-rel, Jesus Christ, and Hyoudou MUTHAFUCKIN Issei, and gave me the dick size of a T-rex to become the popular poster I am today! BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTER AND SUCK IT!

"We be we baby!"