Word Salad Humor

Quick Google suggests IE supports <span>, and if they do, you're probably fine.

I kinda want to see someone start illustrating these.

I was also going to suggest this. It could be kind of like those capcha art things or those Spamusement comics based on junk email subject lines. I would say "great minds think alike", but I'm hardly a great mind.

Also, I just realized another meme that would make a great 'fill-in-the-blanks' for this generator:

"______? In my ______? It's more likely than you think."

You know, the "centipedes in my vagina" meme?

EDIT: You put Crow in there! ^___^ Also, lightcycles.

This one kind of makes sense, actually:

Never gonna blow up you up, never gonna punch you down, never gonna drink around and run you...

edited 26th Jan '11 9:45:15 PM by Pirka

• It was not by my fez that I am once again given notepad files. I was eaten here by...trees...who wished to pay me squirrels!
• What is a chainsaw? A noisy little pile of angels! But enough flux capacitors, HAVE AT YOU!!!
• I have had it with these chainsaw-misspelling kukris on this gift card-digesting fanfic! Everybody love in. I'm about to stomp some blowing up bottles of ketchup.

That last one is my favourite so far. EDIT: And also...

• The assault rifle said "No, King Dedede. You are the Cokes." And then King Dedede was a Diet Dr Pepper.

edited 27th Jan '11 1:59:05 AM by HikarinoKaze

Ah, reminds me of the Madlibs books from way back in the 80's...

if OP actually did make this amazing program, please add in the phrases from the gatorade commercials found on Idiodicy. you know, the stuff about 40 foot tall chansaw ponies and kicking mother nature in the face.

edited 27th Jan '11 11:36:11 AM by Dynamod

• In Soviet Dreamland, baseball blows up you!
• You have no Sprite to survive. Bite your nickel.
• Hey, C-3PO. Thanks for punching me. Let's go break a monkey. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

No comment.

There are currently 17,681,783,414,443,505,888,846,020 possibilities.  ^or

....actually, this only counts if words can be duplicated (not counting when words are re-used within a phrase when the format demands it). Currently, words cannot be re-used in the same phrase, but I may turn that off when I add more stuff.

edited 28th Jan '11 3:09:35 PM by ColorPrinter

• WARSHIPS FOR THE WARSHIP GOD! FLOPPY DISKS FOR THE FLOPPY DISK THRONE!
• You keep electrocuting that website. I do not think it asplodes what you think it asplodes.
• Expecting an adorable Play Station? TOO BAD. GLADOS TIME.
• "This is great! This is Russian!" "...Russian? THIS IS WEST XYLOPHONE!" *burps*

And a prize for the closest to the original quote:

• Oh, they're gonna have to grow you back together....IN Hell!

• Hello. My name is Captain Falcon. You rung my dollar bill. Prepare to punch.
• Never gonna stomp you up, never gonna love you down, never gonna smack around and blow up you...
• I have had it with these zeppelin-burping machetes on this danish-leveling-up robot! Everybody digest in. I'm about to run some killing salads.

I got a completely priceless one:

They're loving her....and then they're going to love me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

I'm going to bold the ones I really like.

• I think Psycho Mantis is a cool guy. eh drinks memes and doesn't afraid of anything
• This Wikipedia article is no more! He has ceased to punch! He's casted and gone to meet his PONG unit! He's a Sega Genesis! Bereft of cars, he bites in peace! This is an ex-Wikipedia article!
• Hello. My name is C-3PO. You deserted my foosball table. Prepare to bite.
• This golf ball is no more! He has ceased to misspell! He's burninated and gone to meet his pencil! He's a DVD! Bereft of Starbucks cups, he casts in peace! This is an ex-golf ball!
• The danish said "No, Princess Zelda. You are the newspapers." And then Princess Zelda was a soccer ball.
• I'm here to burninate papers and rotate job applications...and I'm all out of job applications.
• You have no monkey to survive. Blow up your danish.
• You have no axe to survive. Build your zeppelin.
• So ur with ur Starbucks cup and yur flaming wen the mushroom explodes. U break it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my Starbucks cup?"; U tell ur Starbucks cup n she say "my bowling pin is warm". Then who was mushroom?
• What makes me a Spanish angel? If I were a puny angel, I wouldn't be breaking here, headbutting it with ya, now would I?

• I hear it's witty when the big short flat stuffed PS 2 in flapjaw space, with a paper, does an awesome smack on Mushroom Kingdom Rock! I need katanas! 61!
• Hey, Q. Thanks for killing me. Let's go assimilate an object. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• Hey, Phoenix Wright. Thanks for loving me. Let's go burp a gun. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• I am World-class rubber band Guy, and this is my rubber band. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and deletes two hundred dollar, custom-drank shotguns at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to rotate this rubber band...for twelve seconds.
• Hi! I like Diet Dr Peppers! They're grand and easy to flame!
• We are the Wii. Asplode your Wii remotes and write your torpedoes. We will add your gray and tall classes to our own. Your typhoons will love to destroy us. Biting is red.
• I have had it with these karaoke machine-sewing pancakes on this dollar bill-blowing up grenade launcher! Everybody drink in. I'm about to asplode some shooting rocks.
• Link loved us up the town!
• You are stomping in an excellent field west of an ugly PONG unit, with a boarded bowl.
• We're no strangers to axe...you ask the beyblades, and so do I...A full meme's what I'm thinking of...you wouldn't get this from any other catapult...
• All your Dr Pepper are belong to Fast Eddie!

edited 7th Jan '12 4:48:22 PM by BlixtySlycat

Nice. Even if nothing's going to top Samuel L Jackson burping flaming knives.

I'm here to explode pythons and shoot torpedoes...and I'm all out of torpedoes.

Holy crap. That's awesome!

[Coming soon to a theater in Agrabah: "The sheet of paper of the catapult!" Directed by Mega Man.]

That sounds like a movie I would watch. If I lived in Agrabah.

if you take suggestions for more memes to put in the generator, I suggest the "take a potato chip and eat it" meme, and the "i warned you about stairs" meme.

Hope this doesn't seem annoying.

Oh, they're gonna have to explode you back together...IN NARNIA!
Hi! I like comic books! They're bad and easy to destroy!
Are you a good enough monkey to destroy the president?
That cat you trained, scary he is. Consumed by Wario.
They're asploding her...and then they're going to asplode me! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I like claymores! They're evil and easy to bite!

• You see what happens, Waluigi? Do you see what happens when you headbutt a bowling pin in the food?

• Hello. My name is Captain Kirk. You asploded my baseball. Prepare to burn.

• Hello. My name is Trope-tan. You hypnotized my wiki. Prepare to level-up.

• GLaDOS! What does the soccer ball say about his awesome level?

• I'm here to flame katanas and burninate kukris...and I'm all out of kukris.

• "This is Japanese! This is Asian!" "...Asian? THIS IS NARNIA!" *destroys*

• I am Bad Cheese Wheel Guy, and this is my cheese wheel. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and builds two hundred dollar, custom-flamed torpedoes at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to run this cheese wheel...for twelve seconds.

edited 2nd Oct '13 2:21:47 PM by Meklar

Snowcloned Meme:

• Hey look, buddy. I'm a noun. That means I rotate objects. Not objects like "What is a stick?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of cue balls. I rotate stealthy objects.

"Samuel L. Jackson! What does the missile say about his flying level?"

"Expecting a Spanish foosball table? TOO BAD. BOWSER TIME."

And my favorite (yes, it actually generated this somehow):

"You burninated your faithful wiki more quickly than any website on record. Congratulations."