"...What mockery is this...an emperor like me would not do such things to someone he doesnt know..gah.."
-Spider Lizard Noises-...and unsubscribed.
How do lizards fly?This is shockingly well written for it's content.
He looks like Serion... except with blue hair. But what is he do-
*closes tab for Melanie*
He looks like Serion but with different skin colour... wait, what is he-
*closes tab*
edited 16th Sep '14 5:40:40 PM by ironcommando
...eheh"This is okay, although I wonder if this is just the start of it."
"Did you expect somebody else?"The realization that internet pairs me with a fictional character doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would.
edited 16th Sep '14 5:44:10 PM by FergardStratoavis
How do lizards fly?"Eew eew eew eew eew eew eew! I'm straight! And I already like someone!"
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."-Silent glare-
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingEek! He's too old for me!
...Doggie, I want you to find the jokester responsible for this fic. I think they need a permanent break from their computer.
How do lizards fly?Uh, Chiharu, do you know anyone who'd be sick enough to write this about me?
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015Oh boy! A cyborg =D! What's he doing to me?
That's... a mature thing that you should't be looking at
...eheh"..What mockery is this..."
-Spider Lizard Noises-"Sin's az....az....ur...eh...eyes were...wet with lush...lusha..." Gah! This is too hard to read!
Now I'll never know what it's about...
"Shake the dust." - Anis MojganiOh god, that's us with a girl? I don't swing that way!!! That's it, you're DEAD!
\*goes off to find the fanfic writer so she can burn him/her to a crisp*
...ehehBurn.
-goes off to find the author and give them a little kiss-
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Uh, mommy, what is this?
I don't think dad would want us reading this stuff...
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015OH MY...
I don't do that kind of things to kids! Whoever wrote this is going to BURN!!!
\*seeks out author to burn*
edited 30th Sep '14 5:33:28 AM by ironcommando
...ehehWhat?! How did they survive my kiss?!
-pulls author into Barrier and subjects them to Bullet Hell-
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it.""....Ugh...i need a drink to forget about...this,as if this day couldn't get any worse.."
edited 30th Sep '14 8:44:48 PM by darkomega245
-Spider Lizard Noises-"....FFFFAAAAHAHAHAHAAA! Hydra, read this."
[GRAAAAAAAARGH! THAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO ME!]
...what is this?
*closes tab* Seeing myself making out with that Hydra was enough to tell me what it is
...eheh"...what... what the.... what the fuck?!"
-summons Puella Magi outfit and spear-
"Alright, that's it! Guess I'm not hunting Witches tonight; I got someone else to kill!"
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
What is this weird stuff... Oh, it's about...! -rapidly closes-
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."