Das kann doch nicht sein!
...Why should he do that? Because it's some special, valuable treasure?
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Gristknife
You...you...
Cutmaster-san
There's absolute no way we did that. None at all.
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
DUMB
Yeah. Logically, it would have to be moderated by everybody else. And I don't have any inverse moderation powers!
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Gristknife
I think you're making broad assumptions of how the mod's only area works. For all we know it may be perched on the very curvature of space time itself around a blackhole, and our every action, each keystroke, is a thread deleted, a post thumped, and a situation diffused.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
The OP is more correct than he realizes. IJBM was archived, in the cellar of the mods-only forum. We're waiting for the threads to ferment right now; Madrugada says the first ones should be ready pretty soon.
If you notice all the mods acting more inebriated than usual in the near future, now you know why.
Bigonkers! is Magic
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Lies! Prove it!
This user was later bannedjosiephed for not using his Bigonkers! when writing this post. - Mod Josieph
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Gristknife
All that vitrol being distilled into one powerful drink. It's insidious and brilliant.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
You could bottle and sell it and never have to deal with ads ever again. Also, buy Sony.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Gristknife
This has been in the works for a while, after the Google Crisis the distilation of IJBM was planned as a means of making the wiki self-sufficent. MFE and Blaze were actually commissioned to bring out the worst in us so that the forum could be deleted.
Blaze Bullet is Booby J, Bobby G's evil twin.
They plan to eventually bring IJBM back, but only the mods can post in it. We can only watch.
edited 12th Jan '11 4:00:48 PM by SilentColossus
Zzzzzzzzzz
In fact, the first batch is ready now. Except it dissolves everything I try to store it in. It appears that we've discovered the alkahest. The only reason it isn't dissolving the containers I've got in now is that I keep diluting it with the tears of banned editors.
Now, if you'll excuse me,I need to go brush up on my Paracelsus
edited 12th Jan '11 4:03:46 PM by Madrugada
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Gristknife
How much yeast did you put in?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Zzzzzzzzzz
Yeast? Nothing for the yeast to work on in it.
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Gristknife
Are you saying that in all of IJBM there was nothing that was sweet?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Zzzzzzzzzz
You need more than traces of sugar to make yeast happy.
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Gristknife
So it's vinegar, not liquor?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Zzzzzzzzzz
I never said it was liquor... Or even that it was drinkable. And if you read what he posted carefully, neither did Meta Four. Yes, he used the word "ferment" — it 's not accurate, but it's the closest term available for what they were doing.
edited 12th Jan '11 4:22:55 PM by Madrugada
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.I figured it was a typographical error and he meant foment.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Gristknife
Than what's with the line excusing your drunken behavior? Too much champaegne at the celebration of acheiving an alchemical milestone?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Cutmaster-san
I certainly plan to celebrate when we're done. The user-destroying potential of the stuff is incredible.
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
I imagine the liquid is a hard to keep down, with all of that vitrol, and what not.
edited 12th Jan '11 5:53:43 PM by Pentadragon
"Than what's with the line excusing your drunken behavior?"
I believe what was said was not that they were drunk, but that they were more drunk than usual.
Fast Eddie's keeping it all to himself and his Chosen Few.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.