"Let's all go explore it, slowly, one by one!"
Sata Andagi
"Yes, let's split up to find the source."
edited 9th Jan '11 2:28:34 PM by WakaLaka
If you told a bald man his head was useful in the fog he'd punch you in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.
One just might
I'll go up the river that runs through the high tech research centre.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Oh, but there is a way of telling if there is trouble.
-throws toast in the air, and it lands-
Huh... Jelly-side down. There's sure to be trouble...
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Snooping in the woods for the source of the light, I bump into a big, scary, inbred hick wearing a hockey mask and wielding a gardening hoe. He looks like he's looking to slaughter some normal person, like me... but not until after the vicious sodomy.
The blood looks so fake.
edited 9th Jan '11 6:15:43 PM by SeanMurrayI
One just might
Come across a group of people in level 4 biohazard uniform looking at a weird corpse accompanied by men in security uniforms. A tentacle come from the corpse and catch one of the people in biohazard uniform. The men in security uniform come and fired several shotgun rounds at the corpse. Then they yelled that I should leave.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
I sure hope nothing happens to my childhood sweetheart, who I still carry a torch for!
One just might
Some goo from the corpse stuck to my jacket. "better get back to town and send it to the laundry."
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Just a teapot
-Packs things up to get out of town, but the car won't start-
I really should have seen that one coming. I guess I'm stuck here. Anyone want to be my love interest?
Insert witty one-liner here.
Permanently Banned
"Hurr durr time to kill!" -picks up meat cleaver-
"Well, I think I'll be the town butcher."
edited 10th Jan '11 8:50:45 AM by Shichibukai
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Gimmie the sit-rep.
lol@dumbass scientists who say they saw something big moving in the Pacific. What, does he think some kind of monster woke up or something? Speaking of which, his daughter is hawt.
Spooky.
Sata Andagi
I'll go contact Daddy, he's a scientist, he'll know what to do! His lab is at the back of this very forest. -Does a slow-motion Hair Flip, pouts, wanders off... into the forest-
edited 10th Jan '11 12:21:13 PM by WakaLaka
If you told a bald man his head was useful in the fog he'd punch you in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.
One just might
Go inside a laundry. "I'm sure that stain is smaller while in the forest, no matter, I got some excuses to talk to that hot chick working at the laundry."
edited 10th Jan '11 6:56:43 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
The crazy old, codger with an equally old, grizzled dog approaches.
^ "I've seen them thar stains before! Glow in the dark, too, they do! Ol' Peaches here knows all about dem, too, don't ya, boy? A gentleman once told me he saw it before, too! He said it had something to do with Venus, swell guy!"
edited 10th Jan '11 7:10:57 PM by SeanMurrayI
One just might
Trying a lame pickup on the chick.
Could you do something about this stain. It glows in the dark, is there somewhere I could show you.
Somewhere in the forest. A researcher aide." The jerk scientist yelled my ears off for using the wrong test tube. Let see what he'd do when all his radiated bugs are loose in the woods."
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Watching from his from his window. "There's seem some weird light in the woods."
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?