The strangest thing you've said today...

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...I was making fun of one of the ordering screens in Wolfenstein 3D.

"Oh, it's OK, they're just putting his nipples aside for later."

Referring to a program we were watching on embarassing diseases, and a man having skin removed.

Hee.

♫ Oxygen! I want to breathe oxygen! ♫

Here's a couple I've said over the past few days:

"It's hard to make stubble look cute and cuddly, OK?"  ^*

"Only you would equate calligraphy and old-school texting."  ^*

"He's bolding going where no pore strip has ever gone before!"  ^*

"What would 'porn cheese' even be, anyway?"  ^*

edited 15th Feb '11 12:23:08 AM by FreezairForALimitedTime

"An orgy is not a good idea for a 16 year old party"

"Batman is the Harold MacMillan of the superhero world".

edited 16th Feb '11 3:43:34 PM by Idler20

"When all else fails, gross him out with orange cream."

"Blue balls is an actuall thing"

To the tune of Smoke on the Water:

Snoooot on the keyboard;

Bogeys on the screen.

But some stupid with a head cold, phlegm'd the screen to the ground~

"We have now proven that Pinocchio's nose is subject to Godel's Incompleteness Theorem."

"Well, you didn't need to recite the rules of baseball at the beginning..."

I actually said it yesterday but:
"Why am I drawing swastikas on my homework?"

"This concludes your contract with Evidence-B-Gone"

"Aw! He looks like a big, balding baby!"

"The top ten must have twenty!"

"I think it's fine. Dumbo probably was a Nazi killing machine anyway. Disney just didn't want to scare children."

"Pleasant, like a meat cleaver to the back of the head."

"You know, I keep hearing something outside of my window that sounds like my brother speaking through a megaphone."

"I wasn't waving, I was gesticlating."(sic)

Cue family teasing me for the next ten minutes.

"Bird schnerd!"

"Well you sit there in your room, with your huge array of sex toys, your axe collection and your walls draped in ham."

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is nothing but Valentine's Day.

I've had a few good ones actually.

"Each time you get an expression wrong you destroy a tiny piece of my soul."

"So what you're saying is that if I complain about not having a boyfriend, tattoos, or a Deviant Art account I can trade in the complaining rights for the former two for the latter? Alrighty - I'm now going to go whine about a bunch of useless stuff."