The strangest thing you've said today...

“She’s a sausage, and you! cannot! deny it!”

"who owns colors? your mother???"

Edited by coemedypink on Mar 14th 2024 at 9:26:09 PM

"Nothing good ever happens to me. I'm always cursed to have bad things always happen to me, and there's no escape."

"What kind of Fate fuckery is this?" Was browsing through this very thread for shits and giggles, trying to find when I first started posting in it, when I came across this gem from RatherRandomRachel, whom I can only assume was talking about some kind of Fate fic/RP/thing. I dunno.

[fondly regards the words "giant prehistoric glockenspiel"]

"I'm gonna go get the- (Deteriorates Into Gibberish)"

What happens when you say you're gonna bring the garbage/recycling bins back and then you forget what you're talking about mid-sentence.

"I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!" ^{for clarity... or lack thereof}I was nowhere near New York.

"Boolee."

"Holy Brain Freeze, Batman."

"No, the table is not for licking and neither is the keyboard."

A cat deciding to lick the table and the keyboard when I began to pet her—

"I am so glad I went through an AKB48 phase for like a month, not even."

"Marcin! Drop something on his head!"

(rather unsubtly hinting at another player having an Elder Sign and Cthulhu on the table in Fluxx, and pacifying the latter with the former)

"How can I prove I'm not dumb, if I was fooled, and then subsequently compared to a fictional ignoramus?! If you're gonna compare me to a fictional character, compare me to Lisa Simpson or someone!"

"How fortunate for you, then, that all the car thieves in the greater metropolitan area are toddlers."

"Oh hey, Forks is a real place and not just something they made up for Twilight."

"You can't just talk about an actor committing suicide and then immediately follow that up with wanting a character in your asshole."

"They're brothers, but they hate each o- there have been two episodes about this already!"

"I'm so glad penises can't talk!"

"Bro really did just say, 'Hey kids, wanna gamble?'"

"brown is easy to end up with but hard to arrive to"

"We're all stalling. It's a collective effort."

"The rema— the— fuck, words, can't, forget [it]!" I was trying to think out loud about the Darrining of the Persona 3 cast for Reload, but words failed me and I decided to just drop it.

“And then he went on a rant about the price of Starbucks coffee.”

"I feel like birds live in a state of perpetual anxiety."

"Well, the missionaries came by again, it seems."