"Oh yes! Good! Good good good good good. Yes."
(A few minutes later)
"Oh! Not good! No."
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Jer gets all the girls
Laughter man! Basically his superpower is to laught at absolutely everything. Warning: May shoot you. While laughing. But to be fair he'll probably laugh if you shoot him too so it all evens out.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"You don't want to come to work with me. It's boring. And there's an automatic door."
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"But the pants will be sad if I don't wear them!"
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
Return of Potato Dress!
"Because bees."
Jer gets all the girls
"Because you'd move your hands prgressively slower and smaller distances, until you go to the point where you're just sorta hovering your hands close to each other, and peple would then stare and throw things."
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"This little breeze of hail? Bitch, I'm like a Glaceon among Eevees here!"
Also: "Thou art a globnag. Thee shall not dare ask what such a thing may be. Merely that thou art one."
And: "The universe has a tendency to screw me over. I've invented a countermeasure: riposte straight into the eyes of the universe, impaling them with an ultimatum-grade Morton's Fork."
edited 19th Mar '18 11:37:34 AM by ArilouLaLeeLay
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Those are pants with a beaver hole! What is going on?!"
and
"Do I look like I want to go shopping in... where the fuck?!"
(that's what turning Adblock off for the TV Tropes website causes)
edited 20th Mar '18 1:55:48 PM by NotSoBadassLongcoat
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"I'm trying to figure out which would be funnier: the infinity symbol, or the word 'NO' in red marker."
He'll take the case!
"Well, they're both going to smell like Dr. Pepper when they wake up."
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"Anything is safe for work, as long as your workplace is safe for you."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
"I don't need clothes; my sword's on fire"
He'll take the case!
"Is that a reference to something or are you just being weird?"
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
It smells really planty in here.
"Maybe I'm just picking bananas that are too big..."
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
"Are your boobs playing Galaga?"
He'll take the case!
"We here at the Air Guitar Association take ourselves very seriously."
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
A chub from the Grant Corporation
No, we’re past the point where you have to drive Garbage Bag. You can go as fast as you want.
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Pine Tree
"You even mentioned BURNING babies! I'm not convinced."
"Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough."—The Author
Miyamoto Musashi
"Another story? Or are you trying to send me coded messages 
"
"Okay, I got the aesthetics, let's go."
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
He'll take the case!
"I'm disappointed. This tastes nothing like dinosaur meat."
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"There's drool all over the floor. These selfies weren't easy to take, and the quality is mediocre even by the standards I should expect of myself. Also, I'm pretty sure there's a train accident outside."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
"There's blatant funkery going on over yonder."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me