I think I'm funny but really I'm not
NO. MATT SMITH IS NOT FULL OF RED DIGESTIVE JUICE.
Miyamoto Musashi
"I am going to beat you to death with my keyboard if you don't shut up, I swear."
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant
"Somehow, this vanilla thing tastes like fried bananas."
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
*singing* "¿Puedo ir al baño en mis pantalónes?"
*beat*
"Why am I singing that!?"
Li'l Shardfinder
Go drive upstairs and get me some pencils.
and
Maple Apple Cinnamon Brown Sugar, and such.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
"I'm starting to think that race wars are like magic fairies, they just come and go with nary an explanation."
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Dick, Christmas ornaments and a trumpet muffler."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"Thank you. Now give me your shite."
Also: "Who knew I could be so in sync with a demonic lord of all evil?"
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me"He said that she's so tiny she hang-glides on a Dorito."
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
I need that shirt. My dog wears a size 5T.
Wait, you dogjacked someone's Bernese Mountain dog?
“We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” - Lewis Carroll
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My Jack Russell Terrier wears size 5T, so she's about the size of a typical five-year-old girl. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
(I learned this when the girl put her clothes on the dog a few years ago.)
edited 28th Apr '17 12:02:49 PM by RaspyMink
The Zangoose nobody likes
"But now, it's time to RELEASE THE EGGS!"
"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny
"Just as planned."
"SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS I WEAR MASSIVE SOCKS"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"Walmart killed his father, dontcha remember?"
(I'm not sure if I said this before or after midnight, so it may not be the strangest thing I've said today, but no matter.)
Konknitive Dissonance
"Go fuck yourself, Green Mage."
AKA Nixer
"Do you want some chips with your salt?"
bork
Jer gets all the girls
"I admit they went a bit far when they started joking Nanna was the Olympic torch every year and she's burnt down to a crisp by now..."
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"Heroic last stands are not usually my style, but when somebody ends up holding them off, most of the time it's me. Wait, that's a contradictory statement. But then again, it's not really a last stand anyway if you end up doing another later on."
edited 29th Apr '17 3:56:05 PM by ArilouLaLeeLay
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
see you, space cowboy.
"What if he had, like, a mosquito family? He will never see his mosquito kids again."
edited 29th Apr '17 7:10:04 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
"It's a potato penis."
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Oh well, deal with it any way you can, as a hedgehog said mounting a hairbrush."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Just as planned."
"Does the Blue Danube ever become The Red Danube?"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Miyamoto Musashi
Dunno if this counts but a recent post I made on Tumblr has this in the tags: "Rosie is a very confused panda"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant
While reading a Cray-1 hardware manual:
"So that's how 64-bit math was done before I was born."
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.