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EpicBleye drunk bunny from her bed being very eepy Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
drunk bunny
#9901: Nov 26th 2015 at 9:45:17 AM

"No! The evidence is meaningless without red string!"

"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
MonkBarbarian Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Snogging Lavender Brown
#9902: Nov 27th 2015 at 2:11:06 PM

"i would destroy my enemies with penis lava"

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#9903: Nov 27th 2015 at 8:37:11 PM

[up]

He looks like a zombie plumber...

(I was watching a Good Mythical Morning video in which Rhett tilted his head and held his fists in a way that made him look like he was holding an invisible plunger.)

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
EndlessSea LEGENDARY GALE from oh no you don't Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
LEGENDARY GALE
#9904: Nov 28th 2015 at 12:17:57 AM

Hard to choose just one thing from tonight's writing session, but I'll go with "Normally I'd say something along the lines of "impossiburu" but after you caused Feyblue to get a virus from friggin' Wikipedia all bets are off."

but HOW?
Geist-Fox loafing about from north Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
loafing about
#9905: Nov 28th 2015 at 2:08:07 AM

"Punch your cousins for me."

DelightfullyQuirky Professional Deadpan Snarker from Aperture Laboratories Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
Professional Deadpan Snarker
#9906: Nov 28th 2015 at 6:31:18 AM

"Are you still fighting for custody over a pencil case?"

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." -The Fourth Doctor
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#9907: Nov 28th 2015 at 10:13:05 AM

"I think I left my train of thought in a box back there"

GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#9908: Nov 28th 2015 at 9:34:58 PM

"He's the buffest widdle werebunny in the whole wide world."

"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from BEHIND YOU Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
The Zangoose nobody likes
#9909: Nov 28th 2015 at 11:45:40 PM

"Please give me a snot double score already!"

"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#9910: Nov 29th 2015 at 8:56:12 PM

"...Lovecraft...you wordy son of a squid..."

"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
EpicBleye drunk bunny from her bed being very eepy Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
drunk bunny
#9911: Nov 29th 2015 at 10:24:53 PM

"because if they're biting they're probably haunted. and yandere."

"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
EndlessSea LEGENDARY GALE from oh no you don't Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
LEGENDARY GALE
#9912: Nov 29th 2015 at 11:01:43 PM

"Welp, my Hind now does fire damage." Followed by "Fine, I'm putting poison damage on the Hind instead."

This gun has a very unfortunate name.

but HOW?
Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from BEHIND YOU Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
The Zangoose nobody likes
#9913: Nov 30th 2015 at 9:22:44 AM

"MLG Pineapple skills!"

"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny
Krieger22 Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018 from Malaysia Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
#9914: Nov 30th 2015 at 9:47:44 AM

[up][up]I was thinking of the Mi-24.

"As compared to the rest of the village kids"

I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#9915: Nov 30th 2015 at 11:53:02 AM

Those are the fackest— The fastest seconds I've ever heard...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#9916: Dec 1st 2015 at 12:02:55 AM

"I prefer "maryos suerin" as my default shit fantroll name, but to each their own."

trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#9917: Dec 1st 2015 at 12:25:19 AM

"It smells like new electronics."

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Tonsillectomy Golly, that's fucked up. from Earth, probably Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Golly, that's fucked up.
#9918: Dec 1st 2015 at 5:24:10 AM

"How am I supposed to do this? The damn robot keeps throwing these freakin'... triangle bombs or some shit!"

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
SolipSchism Since: Jun, 2014
#9919: Dec 1st 2015 at 4:17:54 PM

"If they get up to 30 Final Fantasy mothership titles and the 30th one isn't a porn game I'm going to sue Square Enix for false advertising"

Get it? Get it? Final Fantasy XXX!

Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#9920: Dec 1st 2015 at 5:14:25 PM

"*deep whiff* Ahh! Smell that salt! Couldn't you just drink it like BOOZE? *crazed laughter*"

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#9921: Dec 1st 2015 at 5:26:15 PM

This was from a few days ago, but still:

"Don't you hate it when you're trying to make a portrait of Nicolas Cage with torn-up magazines and the freshman on the next table find porn that involves drag queens?"

edited 1st Dec '15 5:27:30 PM by Konkfan7

MikeK Since: Jan, 2001
#9922: Dec 1st 2015 at 8:03:42 PM

"Why is that creepy little girl chanting about mildew?"

There was a preview of Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension on the DVD I was watching: Apparently "Bloody Mary" backwards sounds a lot like "I'm here, mildew"

SolipSchism Since: Jun, 2014
#9923: Dec 2nd 2015 at 2:14:38 PM

"I'm Socially Awkward Foul Bachelor Bad Advice Insanity Frogpengwolfdog."

EndlessSea LEGENDARY GALE from oh no you don't Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
LEGENDARY GALE
#9924: Dec 2nd 2015 at 10:44:39 PM

"At least in SCII you don't get closeups of the lizards mutas shoot out of their butts."

but HOW?
MikeK Since: Jan, 2001
#9925: Dec 2nd 2015 at 11:24:34 PM

"Well, they don't call it methamphetanice"


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