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Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#8201: Apr 14th 2015 at 8:29:14 PM

"This isn't Build-a-Bitch!"

Not mine.

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8202: Apr 15th 2015 at 1:43:51 AM

It's not 'Del Pero'... It's not... It's not "The But"...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Krieger22 Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018 from Malaysia Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
#8203: Apr 15th 2015 at 2:32:16 AM

My alarm clock apparently will not go off in the morning if you look at it funny the night before
Surprisingly I got to class just in time... and to think they said that college meant not having to wake up at zero dark thirty.

edited 15th Apr '15 2:32:31 AM by Krieger22

I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8204: Apr 15th 2015 at 11:23:10 AM

"The beginning and the end are one and the same. All's right with the Europa Universalis world."

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8205: Apr 15th 2015 at 12:07:18 PM

"....So Rome is still the big idiot warning everything they're not willing to attack?"

Not dead, just feeling like it.
Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#8206: Apr 15th 2015 at 12:10:42 PM

"Fuckin' Pachacuti nicked Buenos Aires out from under me!"

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8207: Apr 15th 2015 at 6:23:15 PM

Right now, I'm playing "Grand Adjust Underwear"... One.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8208: Apr 16th 2015 at 1:45:27 AM

Do things I've Googled count? If so, then "Kids with teenage girlfriends and mafia dealings movie".

Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Mweheheh
#8209: Apr 16th 2015 at 3:40:46 AM

"Because there aren't enough songs about procellariiforms."

Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8210: Apr 16th 2015 at 8:41:29 AM

"In Soviet Typo, edits keep helmets on heads."

"Champion Agent Pelinaltagonistbornatharine"

Not dead, just feeling like it.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#8211: Apr 16th 2015 at 8:46:39 AM

"A creature with two sets of legs at different elevations would make no sense. Because it's lower legs give it elevation already, it's upper legs would be utterly useless!"

A friend of mine decided to try Comically Missing the Point when I said my lower legs hurt.

Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#8212: Apr 16th 2015 at 9:14:48 AM

"Oh, yeah, they're metaphorical horses."

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
valozzy Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: Desperate
#8214: Apr 16th 2015 at 10:03:03 AM

"You didn't have to shove a chair up my ass to tell me to turn off my cellphone."

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#8215: Apr 16th 2015 at 12:57:01 PM

"In this sick sad country people would buy a live explosive for a dollar."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Mweheheh
#8216: Apr 16th 2015 at 1:48:08 PM

"I got 100% on my biology test about how evolution is an evil atheist conspiracy!"

Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8217: Apr 16th 2015 at 2:02:46 PM

"This story made me like a Mary Sue. Bravo, well done."

edited 16th Apr '15 2:03:07 PM by Blackcoldren

Not dead, just feeling like it.
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8218: Apr 16th 2015 at 4:29:26 PM

[up][up][up]I actually saw the post that was in.

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8219: Apr 16th 2015 at 6:02:12 PM

That was extremely mediocre, and I didn't even think that was possible!

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8220: Apr 16th 2015 at 10:27:14 PM

"You could have any number of cumbersome things stuck in those horns."

Not dead, just feeling like it.
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8221: Apr 16th 2015 at 10:51:24 PM

"Nope! I'm just drawing a fat neckbeard with a foot up his butt and labeling it Omeglord."

Bananaquit A chub from the Grant Corporation from The Darién Gap Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
A chub from the Grant Corporation
#8222: Apr 16th 2015 at 11:08:41 PM

The preferred spelling is "pantyliners" but I am informed that "pantiliners" is an acceptable regional variant.

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8223: Apr 16th 2015 at 11:59:06 PM

He's opposed to "vaccineens"... Uh, vaccines...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8224: Apr 17th 2015 at 2:09:52 AM

"You know, I should probably take off this massive sombrero I'm wearing, before I start going 'AY YAI YAI!' while wearing it."

edited 17th Apr '15 2:11:31 AM by RatherRandomRachel

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8225: Apr 17th 2015 at 5:27:51 AM

"If I were a stylus..... I wouldn't be able to move."

Not dead, just feeling like it.

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