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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#8176: Apr 12th 2015 at 1:05:17 AM

For one, glitter is the napalm of craft materials.

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8177: Apr 12th 2015 at 5:37:01 AM

"Why did I just make a mod to put in a nation of Cobrastan in Victoria 2 which has its own religion called Jorjiism?"

edited 12th Apr '15 5:37:23 AM by RatherRandomRachel

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8178: Apr 12th 2015 at 6:31:53 AM

[up]Why not?

"By god. By God. By God. Yuch! My eyes....Ugh. Well, now I know to pay attention to the NSFW tags."

I showed my friend the thing in question because he wanted to see what disturbed me, he started choking on air, crying and then broke into hysterical laughter.

edited 12th Apr '15 6:33:11 AM by Blackcoldren

Not dead, just feeling like it.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8179: Apr 12th 2015 at 7:06:34 AM

[up]I just thought that I should really not make such a nation, but then I did that at about 6 AM while loaded up on caffeine and painkillers, and feeling able to do anything.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Nintendork64 Since: Jul, 2011
#8180: Apr 12th 2015 at 6:08:47 PM

[up][up]Goddamn it, now I really want to know what it was...

EpicBleye drunk bunny from her bed being very eepy Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
drunk bunny
#8181: Apr 12th 2015 at 7:06:18 PM

"I'm only a seasonal ginger!"

"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
ParadoxialStratagem The Eccentric Electric from On Melancholy Hill Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Hiding
The Eccentric Electric
#8182: Apr 12th 2015 at 8:56:54 PM

"I fear no evil, for I am EVIL INCARNATE!" -Deliberately botched that reference for humor.-

edited 12th Apr '15 8:57:09 PM by ParadoxialStratagem

Living The Fever Dream
Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#8183: Apr 12th 2015 at 9:26:48 PM

"I'm trying to see the Japanese!"

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#8184: Apr 12th 2015 at 11:19:09 PM

Either

"Diabetes is when your pancreas is like 'Screw this, I'm going on strike until you get your act together!'"

or

"Your bird shoots birds out if its face! That's pretty legit."

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8185: Apr 12th 2015 at 11:21:38 PM

"Enjoy your Monday denial."

edited 12th Apr '15 11:21:45 PM by Blackcoldren

Not dead, just feeling like it.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8186: Apr 13th 2015 at 3:45:18 AM

"You know, I've spent an hour watching this and I could have done something more productive with this time. Like doing my my taxes or looking through reviews of gynecologists. Both would be less painful and more productive than this."

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Xopher001 Since: Jul, 2012
#8187: Apr 13th 2015 at 5:29:04 AM

He's wearing Douchebag Glasses

Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#8188: Apr 13th 2015 at 6:31:04 AM

"You regret learning something new every day, every day."

Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8189: Apr 13th 2015 at 8:14:27 AM

"That grass is gaudy."

"And I should know, I was Duke there! Or....wait.....was I duck?"

Not dead, just feeling like it.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8190: Apr 13th 2015 at 4:44:33 PM

Did she just say "You make me cum money"?

(I was listening to this song and (fortunately) misheard one of the lyrics. It certainly gave me an... interesting mental image...)

edited 13th Apr '15 4:46:07 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#8191: Apr 13th 2015 at 11:22:42 PM

"Yay, my perception of a fictional reality is currently correct!"

Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#8192: Apr 14th 2015 at 5:32:29 AM

"Check your bear privilege!"note 

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8193: Apr 14th 2015 at 5:33:32 AM

"You live in a windmill! hahahahahaha! you live in a canal"

"Did you expect somebody else?"
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#8194: Apr 14th 2015 at 5:56:01 AM

"I heard that he's a bush"

ParadoxialStratagem The Eccentric Electric from On Melancholy Hill Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Hiding
The Eccentric Electric
#8195: Apr 14th 2015 at 6:59:51 AM

-I was just messing with a friend a while back- "Wait, if friendship is magic...and magic is heresy...then by the transitive property of heresy, friendship is heresy! I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll need to die."

Living The Fever Dream
Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#8196: Apr 14th 2015 at 7:09:54 AM

"Maybe it's that special flammable cheapo plastic."

Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8197: Apr 14th 2015 at 7:26:43 AM

"Bra-fucking-vo."

Said in response to this Robin Williams impression.

"Oy vey, where art thy pants?"

edited 14th Apr '15 8:56:45 AM by Blackcoldren

Not dead, just feeling like it.
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#8198: Apr 14th 2015 at 11:33:03 AM

"Is it some sort of required secondary superpower of fandom?"

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8199: Apr 14th 2015 at 3:35:55 PM

[up][up] That was fucking amazing.

Oh, that reminds me of Faxanadu! Enemies explode into money!

(I was watching Nintendocaprisun's Castle In The Darkness LP.)

edited 14th Apr '15 3:36:51 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
MaxwellDaring Since: Jan, 2013
#8200: Apr 14th 2015 at 8:21:08 PM

"Fuck you and fuck your single L5 Resonator."


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