Pirate AND writer!
"HELLO KITTY MURDERED SANTA! SHE WANTS TO WEAR HIS SKIN!"
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Bloody Fossil
"The fact of the matter is this: They're stupid. The problem is, we can't tell 'em that to their faces."
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
"Glue. Glue for all."
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FEASIBLE BUT ULTIMATELY NOT IN YOUR OWN BEST INTERESTS, THOUGH WE ARE OPEN TO CASUAL IDEOLOGICAL AND PHILOSOPHICAL DIALOGUE ON THE SUBJECT.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
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I wouldn't think you would want a porn stash until you hit puberty.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! NOW EAT MY FOOT!"
IRL: Maybe Slimer works here... or The Creature From The Black Lagoon.
Not IRL: Moist Panty Nuggets were a particularly short-lived menu item at Mc Donalds.
the respective contexts were inexplicably slimy-feeling cups at my work and someone's least favorite words being "moist", "panties", and "nugget"
edited 13th Dec '13 5:48:13 PM by MikeK
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"ye foul and contemptuous lot"
My idea of trash talk.
Not dead, just feeling like it.
By Odin's beard!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
And yes, someone did draw this for me.
"I still don't understand why there is a chicken in the sink."
I'm pretty sure I'm still low-key in my scene phase.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
Christmas dinner.
Probably already said this one but I'll say it again.
"Ich sitze auf der Apfel."
edited 14th Dec '13 2:40:49 AM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"Just as planned."
"There's usually somebody sprouting off a conspiracy at this point, so I will do it. MARCEL DUCHAMP LIIIIIIIVES!"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"I LOVE MURDER"
 | in my pants. |
"I'm gonna go get naked and rub soap and water all over my body."
Did you know this section has a character limit?
Oh god, it's all yaoi and incest yaoi and one feeble attempt to get lesbians.
I found a Call Of Duty Kink Meme.
edited 14th Dec '13 3:32:12 PM by GeekCodeRed
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
Mad Scientist Wannabe
Are there even two women in the franchise? I know that there's one in Black Ops Two, but to get lesbians, you'd have to fudge it with Mrs. Davis I think.
Bloody Fossil
I think there's a female helicopter pilot in 4 who your squad picks up after she gets shot down.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Nemesis
There's always genderflip.
A brighter future for a darker age.
"He rolls up fat roaches for all the good boys and girls and all the bad children get all their heavy metal CDs stolen and replaced by the kind of reggae that all sounds the same."
I'm trying to make Christmas into a Rastafarian holiday and I am failing.
edited 14th Dec '13 6:38:13 PM by MaxwellDaring
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"I've a brilliant Idea for an SCP! A cassette that plays a never ending loop of Lambchop's Song That Doesn't End."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Seems like one of the things to test against 682.
"…holy crap, I am hot…"
EUREKA!
"My fist serves justice, so eat it. Except pirates aren't really into all of that justice crap."
Your Honor...
'Well you probably shouldn't have jumped off the bridge, then.'
I hate taking calls from nutters.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'