Welcome to the Literature club!
"Ha! I told you that I would not allow myself to be bested by little girls any longer!"
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
The Best Worst Psychonaut
I, on behalf of the UNC, have officially disproven Clarke's Third Law; sufficiently advanced technology is easily distinguishable from 'magic' on account of being objectively superior 100% of the time. Intellectual post-mortem one-liner executed.
edited 11th Mar '16 2:40:23 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
"Soul, I think I might've just killed someone..."
"Again."
edited 11th Mar '16 3:21:21 PM by TrulyDeceptive
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
One does not simply "kill" a machine. We are like a particularly ungood case of Shingles; we always return to put a stop to your unacceptable happiness if you do not take proper preventative measures, as I have just demonstrated.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
"One does not simply kill a machine! But I am not one! I am zero! Or, was. Or am. I lost track. Whatever. Have a present for the future. Or a future for this present?"
*Destrier Zero promptly throws a gift box, which automatically opens itself to reveal... a piece of steak. He then noclips through the ground to leave.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
What the hell were you, anyway? Oh, wait. I know what you are. You're DEAD.
Stop Killing My Titles
Oh, er, don't worry, naked guy.
This happens a lot to me.
grah
Red Like Santa
Dipper's not gonna believe this!
Now known as Cyber Controller
I wouldn't hurt a small girl. No wait, I would.
Take yer dancin' off the battlefield, lassie; MEN are fightin' here!
Looks like I'm Valve's favorite again! I feel like my depth perception helped out, too.
The Tranquil Knight
"Show this fool what happens when they bring their arrogance into your domain!"
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
The Underdog of Fantendo
"Wa ha ha! I am already mad enough about stealing treasures! When I am angry, nothing scares me!"
"If you want troubles, lad, you found it!" -Team Fortress 2 Demoman
Stop Killing My Titles
There is no treasure to be found but grief.
Though if you wish to have some, we will gladly offer more of it.
grah
Red Like Santa
Sorry, lady!
Now known as Cyber Controller
64th Successor
Sorry 'bout that, little girl.
edited 4th May '16 10:05:39 AM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Weren't you supposed to be really strong? Cuz you felt like a pushover!
You gave "being absolutely Ax-Crazy" a bad name!
edited 4th May '16 2:27:03 PM by InfinityRyujin
ALRIGHT, PERFORMANCE OVER, QUICK WORD OF ADVICE FOR YOU - CONSIDER INVESTING IN A FEW BATTERY LIFE ENHANCEMENTS, SERIOUSLY
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Into Oblivion
Guys, I got him to shut up!
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
dork on dork violence
"To be able to keep up with a Demi-Servant, you're quite an exceptional one. But now you are throughly defeated. Please, lay down your arms and surrender."
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
i'm THAT guy
DAT BOI
'''keep your friends rich and your your enemies rich and then find out which is which."'
OMNOMNOM.
Take that, stupid fish! Now I'm gonna pawn you off and make big bucks!
Take off those headphones and you would've heard that one coming from a mile away.