Solve the above problem with duct tape

Make a new coding language out of duct tape. This will most likely solve the problem as the duct tape will solve it on it's own.

SCP-914 broke.

Fashion replacement gears and other parts out of duct tape.

You're trying to figure out why SCP-914 broke.

Duct tape everyone to the wall until they tell you. If that does not work, build a duct tape time machine to travel back to when it broke to spot the cause of failure.

I need more ink and duct tape is too wide to substitute.

Burn the duct tape and grind up the remains. Mix with water to get yourself some ink.

I need to make that kaCHUNK sound.

Ka: Slap roll of duct tape against tabletop, on its corner, leading to
CHUNK: Continue motion, slapping the roll down flat.

I almost forgot to put a problem here.

edited 23rd Dec '10 12:17:21 AM by BlackWolfe

Put duct tape in your hair, then you'll have a problem.

I don't want to post in Yack Fest.

I tape over your monitor and tape your hands to your sides.

I want my braces off. ;/

Smile, place a strip of duct tape over your teeth, then pretend you're removing a band-aid...

The deer in my back yard are getting bold.

Tape 'em to your fence, duh.

I'm obsessed with personality theory!

Rub the duct tape against your skull until you can feel the brain, and use the duct tape as a barrier between the brain section and nerve endings, then use duct tape to tape your skin back together. Easy as one two four.

I have to finish this short story in two hours.

edited 1st Aug '11 6:53:16 AM by Aralyn

STRANGLE WHOEVER IS MAKING YOU DO IT!!!!!

I need to break into Valve to convince them to make a Portal 3.

Make a massive duct tape web, use it to trap Gaben and hold him hostage until your demands are met (or at least while you use his keys to get in).

I'm tired but I don't feel like sleeping....

Stare at a roll of duct tape until you feel drowsy.

I'm hungry, but there's nothing to eat, and I'm not about to eat duct tape.

Sell lots of duct tape to make lots of money, then eat at a Michelin Star restaurant.

I'm fighting an alien-mutant-thingie who's immune to duct tape.

Make weapons out of duct-tape that shoot anything but duct tape.

A nuclear missile is speeding towards your house. 10...9...8...7...

Construct a transmutation circle using duct tape and use it to alchemize the nuke into something harmless.

I can't open this package...there's too much duct tape stuck to it.

Make a pair of scissors out of some duct tape.

Waiter, there's soup in my fly!

Use duct tape to tape it shut so no more will get in, then head for the bathroom to clean up using some more duct tape.

The donut shop ran out of donuts!

edited 20th Mar '18 3:16:44 PM by QuantumMelody29

-connects the ends of a long strip of duct tape to make a circle shape- Don't worry, I made a donut for you!

I had a bad day, and I'm feeling miserable.

Have this stylish hat made of duct tape to make you feel better!

The calls are coming from inside the house!

Tape the holes up so that the sound of the calls is muffled.

I need to escape this universe, but I have all the time in the world.

Make a tape bridge to get off this planet.... walking on the non sticky side.

I'm in a carpet making factory being employed as a slave.

Make carpets out of duct tape. Maybe they'll promote you for such a brilliant idea. If not, you'll have at least broken the monotony for a moment.

It's quiet... too quiet.

I can fix that. -starts loudly unrolling some duct tape-

I want to paint my house.

Pick your favorite color(s) of duct tape and cover the entire house with it/them.

Spacetime is collapsing!