I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Uh, we're sorry...we're experiencing technical difficulties...I'm afraid you'll all have to get out and walk to your destinations. Thank you, and f**k off!"
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Nightmare Muse
"Well, I say they can move their train off the tracks! Hiyah!"
Things you can say about a computer, but not your significant other
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
Hey
Go ahead, boot it up.
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
I'm trading mine in for a newer model.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
If it nags you a little, you can always click shut down.
I AM NOT A TREE
C'mon, gimme back my floppy.
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
What Supervillians do on their days off
I am a typical pony
Damn those Burritos!! YOUR DARK LORD ORDERS YOU TO BRING MORE TOILET PAPER!
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
So.... Blood rivers or Flaming stakes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
DAMN YE, YOUTUBE!
Why do you not buffer faster!
Quick! Evil monkey-bots! Upgrade my internet connection.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Okay, now how am I supposed to look evil while I'm wearing this frilly skirt? Huh? Huh?!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Who hid the TV remote!?
DOOM DEMANDS SOMEONE GO BUY MORE POTATO CHIPS!
Am I a weirdo?
Fishing has been so much easier since I got that orbital death laser.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
I could take over France, but I've a lovely game of Risk going on with Stalin's reanimated corpse!
FIMFiction Account MLPMST Page
Hey honey, what are you doing here? Are you visiting that scamp again?
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?