Departed days ahead.
Corrupting the Innocent: The board game that taints the mind of the latest generation! Each move you pick up a card with an unpleasant fact of life! Get completely disillusioned kids by the end of the game or your money back!
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
The Bad Advice Doll(B.A.D)! Press on her torso, and hear her give you bad advice!
Girl: Bad Advice Doll, what shirt should I put on? The red one or the blue one?
B.A.D: Shoot a man in the leg.
Girl: I love you, Bad Advice Doll!
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
LOG action figure...enough said.
Go to bathroom in the middle of the night. Run and jump back into bed.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Medieval Torture Barbie.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Li'l Shardfinder
Suture Me Elmo
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Forum lurking fox
Easy Bake Oven: Chemistry Lab Edition.
edited 5th Dec '10 11:37:06 PM by newtonthenewt
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!
Don't diss me!
Breakable Window
A window with real glass and very fragile
Lets get this party started!
Forum lurking fox
Plushy Puyppy Lighter: a plush toy with a lighter inside!
Sonic hates SOPA
blanktist
The Alex Ross action figures that are non articulate, meaning you're just buying a cheap Alex Ross statue made out of plastic.
The Literally Invisible Woman, a figure that you can't see but strangely can't touch, so you've been scammed 12 dollars of air in box.
The one button Simon, now Simon is easier than a pre kay test.
Candy Land the H.R Giger edition... Do I really need to explain any further?
"This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony and it's called "We Hate You, Please Die." -Crash from Scott Pilgrim
Kagome, Kagome
My First Anthrax Culture.
'twas brillig.
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
My Little Terrorist.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
My little meth lab.
edited 1st Jul '11 9:06:56 AM by mickvon
Terrible poster.
Calendar enthusiast
Hentai Barbie: Comes with no outfit or accessories. Also available in a two-pack with tentacle-dick Ken.
(Can't take the credit for that one, but the person who I got the idea from has redone her site so that it's no longer there).
Ukrainian Red Cross
Don't diss me!
Screw yourself vibrating carrot
Lets get this party started!
I AM NOT A TREE
My First Shuriken
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
Don't diss me!
How to curse God manual book
Lets get this party started!
Permanently Banned
Babby's first drug dealing kit
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Damn Fine Troper
My First Pop-up Book
Written by Gary Glitter.
"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen."
Permanently Banned
Kinder Surprise Rampant Rabbit
edited 1st Jul '11 10:40:17 AM by Shichibukai
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
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Necromancy for Kids: Summon an army of the undead from the comfort of your own home!
Mummy won't give you those sweeties? Your skeleton will!
Daddy wants you to go to bed? Your zombie will let you stay up for as long as you want!
An instruction set made by R* .S* . Dead. Recommended for ages 3 and up.
edited 2nd Jul '11 2:00:22 AM by Slouch
My first Vibrator.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Li'l Shardfinder
Polly Period
(yeah...)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Pyromancer spellbook for kids. Learn to set things on fire. Now with pictures! Some reading skills required.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Basically, list a bad idea for a toy, and what the toy would do.
I'll start: Dying farm animals wheel. Pull the lever, and the sound of a dying animal would be heard.
-Pulls lever- The dying cow says: MROONYARUUH!!!!!
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.