"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Time to go screw with people's dreams!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
zoologicalPugilist
I always wanted to work in retail.
edited 26th Jan '11 11:26:43 AM by Mokari
Zoofights VI, Loser's League Fight Four: NEW CROAK vs. CRYSTAL PEP-SIMIAN
Engarde, bitches!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
I've got bat hair decs!
And I'm a girl, too, but I've got BAT HAIR DECS!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Yayness! Wait...I'm a little girl? What's the opposite of yayness?
Burn up, hurricane of justice!
Uh... well this isn't so bad.
-sees a bunch of men and girls flocking towards me-
Except that.
edited 26th Jan '11 3:40:56 PM by MrW
Voted best hair
Yay! I am famous now!...I think.
Based on what?
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Who am I, exactly?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Welcome to Recettear!
-sets item at 230% of base price- 
-sighs after being rejected-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
I'm two people at once. Well, this will most likely break my mind in three, two, one-
Sora mea, I want to play.
That's a good idea, fratele meu.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Voted best hair
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I wonder how much I could sell this computer for?
Behold, my Scarf of Asskicking!
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Blame Weird Al. 
edited 26th Jan '11 9:04:17 PM by megamagikarp
Based on what?
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot!
... Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Believe
Time to sell stuff!
Money.... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
I'm two people? And those two people? This can't be good for our sanity...
Burn up, hurricane of justice!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
I am now Cool (tm).
This must be about the first time in my life this has happened.
So now what?
edited 26th Jan '11 9:06:14 PM by Noaqiyeum
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
I can't breathe in this
-stares-
Hello again tropers
I am two animals at the same time! This really hurts my heads!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Hydr!
(My hands! My beautiful hands! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I'm gonna get enough money to BUY THE WORLD!
Believe
... I think I can get used to this.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Fratele meu, that was really strange.
Being one person and then suddenly being us? Yes, I agree, sora mea.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
(Talking about Twilight) THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! @Earl Of Sandvich: But it didn't miss D:
edited 26th Jan '11 11:21:19 AM by Slouch