Make up your own fake Pokemon cheats/glitches

This is a game I played on my the first ever forum I ever posted on waaaaaay back when I was twelve. It's actually very fun and can serve as a great Take That! to the obviously-fake Pokemon cheats passed off as real. xD

What you do is, you just make up a story about glitch in any of the Pokemon games that doesn't actually exist, or make up a cheat that so obviously will never work even if you feed a Gameshark the cake from Portal. It's really fun. xD Bonus points if you put in an 8-sentence thing about DIS RLY WURKZ GAIZ!!!!

Only rule: You're not allowed to make up a "cheat" that can actually be tried and could be dangerous to the game or the console. I don't know how you'd do this but hey, protective coloration.

And now here's a really silly one I made up when I was 12:

Teach Aeroblast To Something Other Than Lugia

In order to do this, you must have all 3 main legendaries from each second-gen Pokemon game (Lugia, Ho-oh, Suicune). Trade the Suicune and the Lugia to the Gold version, while trading the Ho-oh to the Crystal version and then to the Silver version.

Catch a Delibird in the Silver version and trade it to the Gold. Put in the Daycare with the Lugia and then with the Suicune, both for 4 days each. It will say they are uninterested in eachother. Then trade it back to the Silver version and leave it in the Daycare with the Ho-oh. Come back after a day and the Daycare Man will say it had an egg. Take the egg. It will hatch into an Aeroblast TM as soon as you leave the Daycare. You can now teach Aeroblast to any of your Pokemon (yes, any).

Your turn!

Make Up Fake Pokemon Cheats? What, like the one that allows you to be GARY FUCKING OAK by putting in the Konami Kode on the start screen? I put that one in, but my gameboy burst into flames, then seemed to sigh in ecstasy.

edited 30th Nov '10 5:07:13 PM by Taco

Ninja-edited.

edited 30th Nov '10 5:08:16 PM by DarkLadyCelebrian

HOW TO GET A PURPLE CHARIZARD. You can get a Purple Charizard in Pokemon Fire Red or Leaf Green by getting a Shiny Charmander and naming it "Ridley". Evolve it into Charizard. At some point, you need to teach it Metal Claw. You can do it at any time, no matter what level or evolution it is, it just MUST know Metal Claw or it WILL NOT WORK. I've tested it. Then, find a Shiny Dragonite and breed the pair. The Egg takes 48000 steps to hatch. Now, once it hatches, it'll hatch into a Purple Charmander! Simply evolve it twice! Easy, isn't it? ((Am I doing it right?))

HOW TO CATCH A POKEMAN TRAYNER: ok so ya gotta first name yourself "pokeman" then ya catch mewtoo and then you gotta go find professer oak and talk to him. and then he gives spechul pokeballs.

I DON'T WANT NOBODY SAYING "OMG DIS DOESNT WORK BECAUSE IT DOES AND YOURE A NOOB HAHA!

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Genosect w/out event:

Transfer all previous gen legendaries to Black version or White version (not some to one and some to the other, all to one version). You'll be able to catch all the Unova legendaries without fail. Afterward, go to the P2 Laboratory. It'll be destroyed with Genosect still standing.

But if the P2 lab is destroyed, how do you get the Drives?

Put your game cartridge in the microwave and cook on High for 1 minute. When you load up the game, all your pokemon will be fully evolved.

This was an actual rumor.

Get get a Dratini and nickname it Yoshi, then level it up from wild pokemon on Mewtwo's platform in the Cerulean Cave until level 55. Instead of evolving into a Dragonite it will evolve into an actual Yoshi.

An altered version of another rumor.

When your at a store to buy Black and White ask the clerk for purple. He/She will know the code and hand you a normal looking game. When you open the box you will find a special purple paper inside. It has a code. You you play the game, press up 10 times then go outside your house and check you mailbox. Dont't skip checking your mail box, its the MOST IMPORTANT PART. Now come back inside. Your screen will be purple. Press start and now enter your code and you will now be playing as a pokemon of your choice. The game works the same, just no trainer. BE FREE!

(Made that up as I went. wish it was real)

edited 4th May '12 4:42:52 PM by Mechayoshi

How to get mud type Pokemon in Pokemon Black/White! First, you must transfer over a Kyogre from Pokemon Sapphire (And only Sapphire). Next go to the Desert Resort and read Kyogre's summary three times. Save and soft reset (press and hold L, R, Start and Select) and reload. Equip an escape rope to Kyogre, and open the map. Exit out, and select Kyogre on the party screen. It will read Rain Dance as an action, like cut or flash, even if Kyogre doesn't have it. Then a rainstorm will come and flood the Desert Resort, making a quicksand like ground. Beware falling into sinkhole pits. You can now catch beige and brown palette swaps of Grimer named ~#! and listed as mud type. To return the Desert Resort to normal repeat the process with a Groudon from Ruby, and do Sunny Day. WARNING! If you do the Groudon trick first, you will get a black screen. Soft reset and the screen will come back and any Pokemon you have will have their nature changed to Sunny and all former nature effects will be removed. A hard reset will reload the game from the previous save and the glitch will still be repeatable.

Not bad for on the fly, is it?

Get Beta-Zorua in Pokemon Emerald

It's important to play this on your DS Lite, as the glitch will not work otherwise. Put your Emerald cartridge in the DS, start the game with a new character, then when picking your starter Pokemon, gently slide the cart out a smidge (VERY PRECISE). Now, hover over the ball with Torchic for five seconds and press the cart back in. You should hear the Missingno cry when you pick Torchic. Now fight the Zigzagoon like normal.

Now, when you got into the lab, TURN OFF THE GAME IMMEDIATELY. Don't worry about saves or anything. Turn the game back on and you'll need to start over, but this time when you pick Torchic you'll hear Zorua. YES, THAT IS A GEN 5 POKEMON IN EMERALD. This is a locked-out data value the developers didn't take out completely, which is why the sprite doesn't move when it attacks. It still knows all of the third-gen and earlier moves, but can't learn any 4th or 5th for obvious reasons, except for Shadow Ball, which is put in place of Night Daze.

Make sure you do not evolve Zorua, or he'll turn into Houndour.

edited 16th Jul '12 1:43:07 PM by ZeikHunter

In Black, if you move south for exactly 30 minutes and then stay completely still for 6 seconds and then pause the game, the game will suddenly transform into a First-Person Shooter set inside a volcano while still retaining the games standard graphics.

Stunfisk screamer!

To do this cheat you must beat the Game Freak member at Pkmn B/W. Then speak to him 9001 times and you'll see a Stunfisk smiling like into your screen. In hyper speed.

Catch dialga in the pokemon tower: 1.In pokemon leaf green, go to the top floor of the pokemon tower and stand where mr fuji was standing save and then turn around 100894 time WITHOUT MOVING, then turn the system off 2.Go to pokemon fire red and catch and train ten pichu to level one hundred but DON'T EVOLVE THEM. 3.Use an escape rope in leaf green to leave the tower, then use ahead teleport to the pokemon centre. Go up and trade with fire red for the pichu trading them like this slot one, slot four, slot six, slot five, slot two, slot three. 4Go to pokemon tower and repeat step one. 5.Save after redoing step one then run down to the stairs and stay on the floor beneath the top one dialga will appear at level ten. Let it defeat all your pichus and then restart to your last save. Dialga will be in your party instead of the pichus!!!!!!!!!111!!!1!! it actually works! who is dialga a generation four pokemon in generation three? He is the time travel pokemon you n00bs1!!!1 Gawdz1!1!!!!

Catch Missingno. (The original) in B/W

1. Be the male character and name him "Chezey" 2. Make sure Snivy is your starter and nicknamed "Pablo" 3. Go along the game as normal 4. When you get to Elesa's gym, set your DS on fire while chanting "Oh great glitch master, do my bidding" 5. The DS will immediately stop burning 6. Where Elesa was standing, there will be Missingno. 7. The only way you can catch it is if you throw a Premier ball while singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song. 8. Now you have Missingno.!

Step 1: Start up your game of Black version while holding your DS sideways so what normly the top screen is on the left and the bottoms on yur rigt. It needs to stay sidewais like this until a step says to turnit som other was.

Step 2: Yu need to star a new gam with a nw traner. Make sur when Reshiram scraems, yuo start sinig One Week by barenaked ladies.

Step 3: Play as a guy, who shall be named Bobman. Not sure if Glovpantz cn also work. Before you leave the trnair namein screen, turn your DS upside down. Keep it upside down for 6 seconds, then turn it right ways up.

Step 4: When choosing you starter, it needs to be a Tepig named Owinkat. Notice the tepig is female an shiny.

Step 5: Play the game as normal until on level before tepig evolves. When its at that levl, make it hold repel. Any kind wroks.

Step 6: Level it up spo it evolvwes. It will evolve into a weet bix box that knoz fire spin, rapid spin, milk drink, and sheer cold. Itlss have an ability that makes enemies confused when they his it with bite moves (like super fang), but also heals 2 of their hp when it dos.

Step 7: The box pokemon can learn slash at level 24. It cane evolve again at level 30 (into a big yellow bowl of rice puffs), but turns into rhydon if you take its repel away, so dont do it. If it loses repel some other way its fine tho.

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edited 21st Jul '12 9:07:19 AM by KatanaCat

Ok, so first of all, you need to take a copy of Yellow and put it in a GBA. In Yellow, get up to the point where Green/Blue/Gary evolves his Eevee. It MUST be an Umbreon, like in the Anime. Whip out Pikachu and when Umbreon uses Bite on Pikachu, you must immediatly shut off the game. Now hop into a car and throw the GBA out the window at 55 MPH. Go back for it and take Yellow out, but this time put it into a Game Boy. Now turn the Game Boy on and off 37 times. Put the game in, turn it on, and now you are playing the game as Umbreon.

Oddly, Pikachu is still following you. Umbechu anyone?

If you lick the inside of a broken Gold/Silver cartridge and then immediately put it inside a Game Boy Advance SP, it will not only work, but every Pokémon in the game is shiny.

Catch MEW. First U must not have beaten the youngster north of cerlan sity. U must get ABRA or pokemon w/fFLY then u must go to the gambla dude near the ghost town or the guy in the grass at north dat attaks u without a warning cuz they can see to the edge of ur screen. if u use ABBRA u must have visited crulean CITY pokemoncenter. u must den go to the gambler or other dude and press start before he sees u. Den fly or TEL Ep ROT to CERULEN city. u cant open ur menu now. dont panic cuz this is totes normal. Beat da yungster (he has SLOWPOKEMON and is very easy) and go back to ghost town. walk to west and a menu appears. press B and A MEW APPEARS! U CAN EVEN CATCH IT I TRIED IT AND TWO MY FRIENSDS TOO THIS IS SO REAL!!!! mEW is level 7 cuz i dont kno. TRY IT ITS TRUE!

OK, here's an actually fake one:

This works in all pokemon games even the first ones!!!! Go to OAK and talk to him 365 times. After that he says he's annoyed and gives you ho-oh and arceus. Now go release hoho (dont wotrry u wil get it bacck) and arceus says he's sad because you sent away his friend. u must then fight arceus but u cant use pokemon. U have four attaks punch, kick, bite and shoot. Punch arseus 100 times (u need a lot of potions at least 50) and he says he gives u one wish cause u beat him (shooting kills it and kick misses often and he flees if u bite). say u want ho-oh back and he comes back but u also get mew and mewtwo and genosect and 10 MASTER balls and endless rarecandys. U DONT EVEN NEED GAMESHARK MY FRIEN KNOWS THE OWNER OF NINTENDO HE TOLD HIM THIS SO IT MUST BE REAL!!!!!!!1

HOW TO BECOME PROFESSOR OAK IN POKEMON RED/BLUE:

When you start the game, when Professor Oak starts talking, press UP UP UP DOWN DOWN and press A twice, and then turn off the game. Turn the game back on, and go back to the intro. Now, skip all the dialogue, choose your gender as a boy, and choose your name as Samuel (Oak's first name). When you click OK, the game will fade to blue. When it fades back, you are now Professor Oak! Have fun annoying anyone who passes by your lab!