BOBO (why is it always a) QUEST! A Troper Adventure Game

WELCOME TO BOBO why is it always a QUEST!

A Troper Adventure Game

You are BOBO◊, a small, red, furry horny creature. You have just woken up on a COUCH (?) in a FAMILIAR ROOM. There is a FLUFFY PILLOW behind you. You feel kind of GROGGY. What were you doing last night?!

RULES

• Everyone can play. All suggestions for what to do will be considered, regardless of order. :)
  • The only exception is if someone ninjas you and solves a major puzzle/leaves a room or area first. That's kinda out of my control.
• You cannot die, but you can be set back.
• Your inventory is unlimited due to access to subspace, but almost every object you can pick up will have a purpose.

Yep, I bit the bullet and decided to do this. I've wanted to for a really long time, to the point of writing the entire first scenario with no intention to post it anywhere (if that doesn't say "loser", nothing does). Since the game is, for obvious reasons, Troperiffic, it would benifit from the use of Wiki Words and people who are Genre Savvy - so I have left this adventure in the hands of the geniuses here at Tv Tropes Wiki. I love you guys. Okay, enough gushin'. Time to start the...quest? Is it even epic enough to be called that? Will it be? Maybe. Soon.

edited 29th Nov '10 8:34:38 AM by Pirka

Oh, and I was told that I have it in the right subforum, but if I don't, just tell me and I'll move this sucka.

Look around at your surroundings.

edited 29th Nov '10 8:19:07 AM by BlaineTheM0n0

You blink and LOOK AROUND, realizing you were really sleeping on a CHAIR. In your immediate area, there is a TELEVISION with SHELVES on either side. To the right of the TELEVISION, there is a DESK with a COMPUTER that is currently turned OFF.

To your left, there is a DOOR, but it appears to be CLOSED. The room is still fairly DARK.

edited 29th Nov '10 8:34:22 AM by Pirka

turn on the light switch

Look at the shelves.

If there is indeed a LIGHT SWITCH, you cannot see it.

Hint - what should you always check in an Adventure Game, other than the room?

You can make out a few BLURRY OBJECTS on the SHELVES. They appear to be ACTION FIGURES.

edited 29th Nov '10 8:32:23 AM by Pirka

Check pockets

That's what I'm talkin' bout!

You decide to check your SUBSPACE INVENTORY. You are currently in posession of the following ITEMS:

• An UNOPENED BEER BOTTLE (the brand is CORONA, for anyone curious)
• An UNOPENED PACK OF BEEF JERKY
• The TELEVISION REMOTE
• A copy of SCOTT PILGRIM VOLUME 6
• A small SCRAP OF PAPER

edited 29th Nov '10 8:38:23 AM by Pirka

Turn on television.

Read Scott Pilgrim volume 6.

You grope the TELEVISION REMOTE until you find the ON BUTTON. Upon pushing it, the FAMILIAR ROOM is filled with the TELEVISION's welcome GLOW.

You can now see the FAMILIAR ROOM much more clearly!

You open up the copy of SCOTT PILGRIM VOLUME 6. A BUISNESS CARD flutters to the ground. You are VISIBLY CONFUSED.

You're totally a Sock Puppet. :P

edited 29th Nov '10 8:44:04 AM by Pirka

Examine business card.

turn on light switch now that you see it then look at card

You EXAMINE the BUISNESS CARD. The CARD is completely white with the exception of a PHONE NUMBER written in neat type. The only indication of who the PHONE NUMBER belongs to is a TRIANGLE near the bottom of the BUISNESS CARD.

You decide to turn ON the LIGHT SWITCH, which is now clearly visible. The FAMILIAR ROOM is now well lit!

edited 29th Nov '10 8:50:53 AM by Pirka

Go get a phone and call them

You LOOK AROUND the FAMILIAR ROOM and see no PHONE.

You REMEMBER that you left the PHONE in the ADJACENT ROOM.

edited 29th Nov '10 8:52:39 AM by Pirka

exit the room but first grab a porn magazine

edited 29th Nov '10 8:53:08 AM by queenofdarkness

The DOOR to the ADJACENT ROOM is CLOSED. There is no other immediate EXIT to the FAMILIAR ROOM.

Despite your desire to FAP FURIOUSLY, there is no PORN MAGAZINE around.

Hint - is there anything else in your pockets or in the room that might be useful?

edited 29th Nov '10 8:54:59 AM by Pirka

look in other pocket for keys

Turn on the computer and access tvtropes.org

Your POCKET does not contain any KEYS. Not to mention there is no indication that the door is LOCKED.

Your POCKET does contain:

• An UNOPENED BEER BOTTLE
• An UNOPENED PACK OF BEEF JERKY
• The TELEVISION REMOTE
• A copy of SCOTT PILGRIM VOLUME 6
• A small SCRAP OF PAPER
• A MYSTERIOUS BUISNESS CARD

You turn ON the COMPUTER. You attempt to access TV TROPES, but the INTERNET IS DOWN. You CURSE HEAVILY, but decide that figuring out where you were LAST NIGHT is more important than POSTING in IT JUST BUGS ME. For now.

edited 29th Nov '10 9:03:47 AM by Pirka

FAP FURIOUSLY using your LIMITED IMAGINATION

You FAP FURIOUSLY. It's OVER PRETTY QUICKLY.

Look through the computer's hard drive to see if there is any porn useful information on it.