Cinema Snob thread of sexy voices.

I like how the cover doesn't even try and hide how horrifying the contents are.

What is up with those awful costumes? They didn't even try!

Of course they didn't try. They inserted clips from other pornos.

Yeah but at least in the Mario one they tried. I know that is a little easier but really why does Lisa Simpson look like the Statue of Liberty?

The Cinema Snob Movie is officially out on DVD. And it's region free, that's cool.

What song is in the trailer? It's driving me nuts!

The Mutilator

Looks like a pretty standard 80s slasher film to me, save for ONE scene. Oh, you’ll know it when you see it!

I don't know if I want to watch the review, for fear of getting the so bad it's good "Fall Break" song stuck in my head again.

The incredible cheesyness of The Mutilator just made those few random bits of extra viciousness (like that one scene) all the more jarring.

Well, that movie looked terrible.

After listening to it eight times, i still have no idea what Brad is saying at 20:52. "They're going to help sadie and crew (sic?) kidnap people"

This review drives home something that bugs me about a lot of TGWTG reviewers: at some points during the review, they'll act like they've already seen what they're reviewing and know what's going to happen in advance, yet at other points in the same review they'll act surprised by what happens on screen. It's kinda immersion breaking.

Just keep in mind it's just a show. You really should relax!

edited 11th Oct '12 9:18:01 PM by BewareTheWorlock

New video by the way. Karate Girl, the source of the supposed "worst death scene ever". http://thecinemasnob.com/2012/10/11/karate-girl.aspx

Because I’m out of it, I’ve never even heard of that “viral video” until Brad’s review. And I totally thought that was Susan Anton in the opening credits at first!

So, has anyone seen the movie yet?

Something I'm kinda curious about—do get at least a Suspiciously Similar Song version of the The Greatest American Hero theme?

edited 18th Oct '12 7:04:29 PM by Wackd

Hack-o-Lantern

Was anyone else expecting a movie about killer pumpkins?

Yeah but this movie looks weird. I was actually suspecting the friend to turn out to be the suited guy and not the mom. Either way it would have been an Ass Pull but at least than it would make more sense than the mom who hated that guy.

New '80s Dan!

They're getting good at these callbacks. It's nice that Dan has his own lil' continuity going.

The Devil With Hitler

The title makes it sounds like Nazisploitation, but it’s actually a goofy 40s slapstick comedy produced by Hal Roach.

Violent Shit 4.0

I love the little wink-wink lampshading at the end there. Oh, you’ll see!

Brad reviews Bugs Bunny thanksgiving special from the 70s

Also we learn of his hatred of Tweetiebird

edited 15th Nov '12 6:51:46 PM by Myrmidon

Psst... your link is broken.

You linked to the post above you.

edited 15th Nov '12 4:51:44 PM by Vox

Isn't now.