I found porn!
Jackal Lord: I am a CR 8 monster and demand sweet gooey baby back ribs!
Me: As long as it stops you from ranting about 4e.
WOOF!
Ridley: MEAT! Prime rib sounds good.
I found porn!
Jackal Lord: - turns to Elbie - I approve of your minion's idea. Minion! Take me to Chili's!
Me: Oh, for the love of...
edited 30th Nov '10 7:54:39 AM by Canidaemon
WOOF!
Me: Better hurry up. Ridley's getting hungry.
Ridley: food...
I found porn!
[Fast-forward to Chili's]
Me: Well, I gotta say, I've never gotten a table this quickly at Chili's before.
Jackal Lord: Servant girl! Bring me one of those fluorescent intoxicating drinks with amusing miniature parasols. And wings!
edited 30th Nov '10 8:23:33 AM by Canidaemon
WOOF!Me: Sorry about that. He's... from France. Could you get me another serving of those chili cheese fries, please?
Elbie: [still looking at menu] What the hell even their salads have meat in them are you guys trying to kill me or what...
Me: There's the house salad, that doesn't have meat.
Elbie: I don't want to eat five servings of one thing. Unlike you, apparently.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
...
Me: Aren't you going to eat anything?
Sephiroth: Were you dating my mother on the last page?
Me: Er...maybe...one of them...
...
Me: Yeah, I could go for Chili's.
Demo-Nnoitra: Weren't you datin' Szayel earlier...? You got really fuckin' low standards, woman.
Me: Shut up.
Demo-Nnoitra: I ain't shuttin' up till you get your bitch ass in the kitchen.
edited 30th Nov '10 8:54:01 AM by MsieurLapin
I found porn!
Me: So, tell me about yourself, or something.
Jackal Lord: Ignorant minion! I am a CR 8 monstrous humanoid ideal as the mastermind behind fiendish cults or criminal organizations. My clerical powers, high Charisma and spell-like abilities mean I fit the role of Leader perfectly.
Me: So couldn't you have used your underworld connections or unholy patron to get you a date instead of tricking me into it?
Jackal Lord: Shows just how much you know! I never mix my business with my personal life! Now fetch me the servant girl, I desire to try these Na-chos!
edited 30th Nov '10 9:31:46 AM by Canidaemon
WOOF!
Demo-Nnoitra: Nachos sound pretty good.
Me: Oh, yeah, get one of those appetizer-size plates, I want some too -
Demo-Nnoitra: Shut your whore mouth while the men are talkin.'
frozen in time
So, Patchouli, where should we go? The library, again?
no one will notice that I changed this
Tief girl with eartude
Dine-and-dash in 3...2...1...
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerElbie: THIS PLACE HAS NO VEGETARIAN MENU!
Me: Oh god here we go.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Me: A yuri love triangle! Sweet.
Vietnam & Taiwan: -ignore-
Me: ...Hey! 
-sulks-
Nnoitra: Boobies! -stares lustfully-
Me: Come on, this is a family restaurant... >_<
I found porn!
Me: Buffalo wings, nachos and 5 orders of ribs. Are you finally done?
Jackal Lord: Silence! My taste for flesh has been satiated, but now I wish to try one of these ''Triple Ripple Chocolardiac Arrest Brownie"!
WOOF!
Ridley: Wheeeee! Food!
Dude, stop screaming! WTF?! Shut up!
Elbie: [perks up] Wait, did someone mention excessive levels of chocolate?
Me: Oh, thank goodness.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Nnoitra: Chocolate? :D
Me: Good god, no. The last thing any merciful higher power would allow is for you to be on a sugar high.
edited 1st Dec '10 11:02:33 AM by MsieurLapin
Me: You think Tite-san's a merciful higher power?
Elbie: [stuffing face]
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Me: ... Well, based on the fact that none of his main characters have died thus far, I'd say so.
Nnoitra: ... -inches his hand towards Elbie's plate-
Me: -swats- I said no chocolate.
edited 1st Dec '10 11:07:03 AM by MsieurLapin
Ridley: /b/. Please /b/.