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Quag15 Since: Mar, 2012
#4151: Aug 7th 2014 at 7:16:03 AM

[up][up]Nope. My parents were born before 1957.tongue

edited 7th Aug '14 7:16:16 AM by Quag15

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#4152: Aug 8th 2014 at 1:48:53 PM

Damn that's old

Oh really when?
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#4153: Aug 8th 2014 at 2:01:56 PM

See, I can remember novels written back in the 1980s (Larry Bond's Red Phoenix particularly) that were scared about the North Koreans buying Kilo-class subs, which are quite capable little SSKs in littoral waters, not to mention the obligatory T-72 swarms.

Then it turns out that all they have are Romeos.

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#4154: Aug 8th 2014 at 3:45:26 PM

They do have T-72s, or at least tanks that are probably as capable, in the form of the Pokpung'ho, which is supposedly the bastard child of a Russian T-90S and an Iranian Chieftain.

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Rationalinsanity from Halifax, Canada Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: It's complicated
#4155: Aug 8th 2014 at 3:48:26 PM

Do they have the spare parts and fuel to keep them functioning though, especially in any prolonged engagement?

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#4156: Aug 8th 2014 at 3:55:12 PM

No, but Pyongyang won't start a war on the peninsula except by accident. They know what they want, and a war they know they'd lose isn't on that list. Of course, they play high stakes poker every time they stir the pot for attention, but so far they seem to be competent enough to get what they want through posturing.

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#4157: Aug 10th 2014 at 4:05:17 AM

nvm - old news.

edited 10th Aug '14 4:37:06 AM by LogoP

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#4158: Aug 10th 2014 at 12:37:14 PM

All those missile launches into the ocean. What if they weren't failures? wild mass guess

Let's face it, the possibility that North Korea is actually a mythos cult writ large would make at least as much sense as anything else about that land.

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#4159: Aug 10th 2014 at 12:46:21 PM

[up]I now what the setting will be if I ever run Call of Cthulhu again.

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Euodiachloris Since: Oct, 2010
#4160: Aug 10th 2014 at 1:07:08 PM

[up]Yeah, forget Innsmouth. There's a much spookier, bigger kid in town.

Hmmmm... 1984 and Brave New World meet Lovecraft. Doable... <rubs chin>

edited 10th Aug '14 1:08:21 PM by Euodiachloris

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#4161: Aug 10th 2014 at 1:30:54 PM

Perfect for a black-ops take of the Laundry RPG, or maybe Delta Green.

In the Laundry RPG sourcebook, it's stated that British intelligence knows that the Dear Leader was definitely using a glamour to maintain his support, and that the Cult of the Bloated Woman was known to operate in NK. And the Arduous March provided a huge thaumic reservoir of souls, worryingly enough.

edited 10th Aug '14 1:32:21 PM by SabresEdge

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#4162: Aug 11th 2014 at 7:17:35 AM

[up][up] wild mass guess Kim Il-sung is actually Kim Jong-il and Kim Jong-un. He simply changes his form via the shapeshifting powers granted to him by Yog-Sothoth. wild mass guess

edited 11th Aug '14 7:22:33 AM by LogoP

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#4164: Aug 11th 2014 at 7:58:05 AM

[up] I wonder what the more fanatical parts of the DPRK regime & the Japanese right think of this.

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#4165: Aug 11th 2014 at 11:19:04 AM

[up][up][up]Each time Yog-Sothoth intervenes, there's a SAN cost involved to the Eternal Leader. This makes perfect sense!

Also, for those who aren't following up on the Diplomat links Quag's been posting, the personal blog of one of the authors, Robert Kelly. Lots of good stuff there on East Asia international relations and internal politics.

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#4166: Aug 27th 2014 at 3:15:15 PM

[up]x4 More likely soul migration

edited 27th Aug '14 3:16:35 PM by tricksterson

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#4167: Sep 3rd 2014 at 3:11:09 AM

Scientists from the UK have been on the sacred volcano Mt. Paetku in order to unlock its secrets.

edited 3rd Sep '14 3:17:48 AM by tclittle

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#4168: Sep 3rd 2014 at 3:17:04 AM

[up] I get a 404.

edited 3rd Sep '14 3:17:18 AM by LogoP

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#4169: Sep 3rd 2014 at 3:18:56 AM

It's fixed, but here's the link for convenience.

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#4170: Sep 3rd 2014 at 8:06:54 AM

I bet they found unicorn fossils

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#4171: Sep 3rd 2014 at 8:23:09 AM

[up]

North Korea has never claimed to have found literal unicorns.

edited 3rd Sep '14 8:23:13 AM by Achaemenid

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#4172: Sep 3rd 2014 at 8:32:11 AM

Hopefully they didn't find Pele's wrath in the process.

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#4174: Sep 3rd 2014 at 9:06:47 PM

National Police Agency has compiled more missing persons again, the list updated to 883 persons.

This suggests that some of the new cases, 12 IIRC, were kidnapped by Pyongyang back in the days of the Cold War.

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#4175: Sep 5th 2014 at 7:29:47 PM

The Chinese Military Is a Paper Dragon, more War Is Boring bullhonkey but here's the money quote:

North Korea is particularly dangerous. Not only does it practice diplomacy through spontaneous violence, it has nukes. Nobody knows when—or if—the North Korean government will collapse, but the idea of 24 million starving people suddenly finding themselves without a government is a frightening one for Beijing.

Last year we found out China has contingency plans to deal with a post-collapse North Korea. That would likely involve the PLA moving into North Korea to set up a buffer zone. Perhaps in reaction to this disclosure, Pyongyang described Beijing as a “turncoat and an enemy.”

Ah best Korea, You Have Outlived Your Usefulness....

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