ITT: We go camping

-Pulls out second knife for other hand; continues climb down cliff, one stab at a time-

I'mma comin' for ya, yarrun.

Dammit, not again.

edited 19th Oct '10 7:40:13 PM by Everest

Umm...

-Shrugs and jumps down to the bottom-

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... -splat-

edited 19th Oct '10 7:37:22 PM by Anomalocaris20

-watches the carnage-

Huh, I guess I'd better help those guys.

-jumps off the cliff, floating down with the umbrella, Mary Poppins style-

-falls through the earth-

-pops out on the other end of the world-

Hey, cool, Finland!

-sticks head in hole-

Hey, guys, get over here! It's Finland here!

-reaches the ground, peeks into the hole-

Helloooooo? Yarrun? How's it like in Finland?

-Peels himself off the ground-

Hey! How did you go through the core without burning up or stopping?

Hmm... that umbrella may make a good replacement leg, now that I think about it...

*Puts on parachute* *Backs up*

edited 19th Oct '10 7:48:15 PM by LandOfGold

What was that about the Earth's core? I can't hear you over me freezing to death!

-reaches bottom; grabs golden apple from a tree; eats it; grows two extra arms- Whoa! -spins to show off new arms to everyone; peeks through hole in ground- Hey, yarrun! Whenever you're ready to rejoin us, these apples have magical powers. Better yet . . . -drops an apple through the hole to yarrun-

There are plenty for you guys, too. -gives an apple to everyone at the bottom of the cliff- Be warned, you guys: I'm not exactly sure of what these babies can do.

-juggles knives with four hands-

edited 19th Oct '10 7:59:49 PM by Everest

Hmm, so these apples have weird effects, huh? I wonder what this one does...

-Eats it-

edited 19th Oct '10 7:55:40 PM by Anomalocaris20

I don't know, those apples might be dangerous...

Okay, everyone else eat one, and if they don't kill, injure, or horribly mutate any of you, I'll try one.

edited 19th Oct '10 7:55:19 PM by MidnightVelvet

-grabs apple as it falls out of the hole-

Well, here goes!

-eats the apple-

-is a wolfman-

Outstanding!

-Stares at pegleg anxiously-

C'mon, c'mon...

-Grows an octopus tentacle from my back-

Drat...

So, does this mean you can become human, wolfman, and bear? Or just human and wolfman? Or just wolfman and bear? Or perhaps a hybrid of any of the above?

We shall have to see.

Un momento. -begins to roll boulder off of Anom-

edited 19th Oct '10 8:24:18 PM by Everest

You know, I've been wondering. What ever happened to that-

-Gets completely crushed under the large boulder I had thrown earlier-

Huh? How'd I end stuffed inside a backpack again? *slips out*

Hmmm? Gold apple trees? Eh, I'm not a fan of apples...

edited 19th Oct '10 8:27:38 PM by KuroFox

...Eh, might as well. -eats the apple, becomes a man-

O.o

-spontaneously changes back into a woman-

O.O

-changes into a cat-

Cool, I'm a shapeshifter! Awesome! :D -changes back to normal-

-looks on the cliff face at everyone-
I seemed to have missed the start of the hike
Better late than never I guess
-struts toward the inevitable insanity-
My fuckin' balls man...

Ow... boulders hurt. I think I broke every bone in my body. And some that aren't.

-finishes rolling boulder off of Anom- There ya go. Gosh, these arms are useful. -picks a bunch of apples, to experiment on after the hike; puts them in backpack-

-has a knife in each hand; begins climbing back up the side of the cliff- Come on, everyone, let's skidaddle and resume our hike.

Hmm k. I could really stretch my limbs out a bit after being stuffed along the backpack again.

Hey, did anyone else notice that smoke coming top from the hill? That one with the waterfall on it.

*Jumps off cliff, attempts to stab Everest*

NO STABBY FOR YOU! *BOOT!*

So, we gonna go check that place with the smoke out or not?

WHAT DID I DO?! =(

Of course. What good is a camping trip if we don't explore a little? -scratches head with a hand-

edited 20th Oct '10 6:13:13 PM by Everest

It's because I can Everest. *Throws knife* *Opens parachute*