Tomo is 100% not facetious at all about the squid story on his profile. The event (known as Squidgate among Washington insiders) left a permanent black mark on Clinton's presidency...
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Relationship status is top secret because it's a perfectly normal one
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Dr No Puma once lived an average life, until a Puma ruined it! Now he plans to end all puma related life!
The Absolute Madman
Random was a roman ruler in his past life
Destroyer of worlds.
Kix, through a series of Noodle Incidents, created the universe.
see you, space cowboy.
You may know Avenue Writer by his other name, H.P. Lovecraft.
BaconZorp is actually a man named Harold Zorp who, after a chance encounter with a wizard, was turned into a piece of bacon.
Champion of Io!
spacealien is Exactly What It Says on the Tin- a space alien
The Absolute Madman
Blizzardeye was literally trapped in a blizzard.
Am I a weirdo?
After a hefty dose of childhood trauma involving a Barney the Dinosaur impersonator catching fire, NKK has been afraid to use his imagination.
Destroyer of worlds.
Completely Normal Guy has been lying to us from the start! He's actually a completely...
normal...
...desk chair!
Avenuewriter is lying to us... he actually lives on a boulevard.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
He's actually a puma with a masters degree and his name is Suspiciously Specific Denial
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
The Absolute Madman
Random writer is actually an illustrator!
NKK is the "Peeping Tomcat", and he didn't just spy on that cat girl - he murdered her.
The Absolute Madman
Dr. nopuma isn't a puma, but a monkey.
Destroyer of worlds.
Kix really is royalty.
Don't step on the flowers.
Avenuewriter is the personification of literature itself.
Revaryk actually has a Punny Name like an Ace Attorney character.
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
I go to Yack Fest sometimes! And Image Pickin'! And sometimes Wild Mass Guessing!
edited 9th Sep '16 5:32:34 PM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Champion of Io!
The reason Dr No Puma is never seen outside forum games is because it's his TARDIS and he's still traveling.
Holy crap, I'm actually Asian..
edited 9th Sep '16 5:44:39 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!
Am I a weirdo?
Blizz is the first Asian Ozzy Osbourne impersonator.
Completely Normal Guy is the alter ego of Total Weirdo!
Avenue Writer took a shower after reading a weird WMG 
To win, you need to adapt, and to adapt, you need to be able to laugh away all the restraints. Everything holding you back.