"Hello."
— Gordon Freeman
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"Why does everyone quote me all the time?"
-Oscar Wilde-
"OH GOD THE ROCKS WHY IS IT ALWAYS ROCKS!" -Giles Corey
Bloody Fossil
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Which reminds me:
"Quotes are for suckers." - Confucius
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
"Guys this is totally going to work, trust me!" General George Custer
"Well I'll just put that seasick guy at the head of my massive armada of ships, that'll work perfectly."
Phillip II
Until further notice
"You think you have problems? My whole army is full of seasick guys, and Wu has all the pirates! Best I could do was a guy with an eyepatch!"
- Cao Cao, just before Red Cliff
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Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for a Klondike bar." - Calvin Coolidge
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
"Just as planned."
"Get in the fucking ship, Edward."
Henry VIII to his son Edward.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
"My favourite Final Fantasy is Final Fantasy VII" - Herr Hitler to the Japanese Ambassador, Nobunaga Oda.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
"Is this a mole?" Oliver Cromwell to his son.
"I didn't say that, you bastard." ~ Oscar Wilde
This is a signature.
The Eccentric Electric
"I never said anything about beating the living crap out of two of every animal on Earth on a boat." -Sun Tzu
Living The Fever Dream
Citizen
"They call that a moustache? I'll show them what a real moustache looks like! I'll show them all! - Friedrich Nietzsche on Grover Cleveland.
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
Cringe but free
"The ultimate aim of having first-strike capable strategic nuclear assets is not having to use them." - Miyamoto Musashi
Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)
"KAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLLL! There is a dead capitalist in our house!" - Eduard Bernstein
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Having a good time!
"Why does everyone think I'm obsessed with cake?" - Marie Antoinette
Blog link
Citizen
"Dammit, who put this pebble in my shoe?" - Nikita Khruschev
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What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
"Hold on, has this thing been loaded the whole time?" - Anton Chekhov
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Drop-Dead Cynical
"Well, I've got to find some way to charge my iPhone while the power's out..." -Benjamin Franklin, heard minutes before the kite experiment
Immortal
"She got a big booty so I call her big booty."
-Dr. Seuss.
A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested.
SPACE
"It's such thin line between clever and stupid."-Sun Tzu
"Just as planned."
"Actually, your rationality is defined as how it relates to your goals, not gold, dermkupf!"
-Ludwid von Mises
"Did you expect somebody else?"
In response to INHOPELESSGUY "Brilliant!" - 10th Doctor.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame