That's where things like expected lifetime come in.
"It's just oxidizing faster now."
"Well it was supposed to still be usable for five more years, so I'm still holding you liable for this."
edited 13th Jun '16 6:01:51 AM by danime91
Too old for this
I'm late to the party, but, as someone who regularly has to endure (and sometimes write or review) man pages, the comic about the Nightmare man page of Hell is still making me laugh.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
Lost in Space
This one reminds me
of those stories of how the cops would send out fake "You've won money" letters to people with arrest warrants. When they showed up to the location where they were promised payment, they'd be taken into custody.
edited 15th Jun '16 7:43:44 AM by Fighteer
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
The Alt Text adds a new level of awesome.
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
Lost in Space
ROFL, yeah. It wasn't up when I first viewed the comic. "Y'all got trolled."
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
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Didn't he just get phished? Or a real-life version thereof?
It's a Schmuck Bait and a horrible pun. The Alt Text is yet another pun. While not very amusing, this one was pretty funny.
edited 15th Jun '16 10:39:50 AM by petersohn
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
That's what I thought at first, but apparently no:
So it'd be phishing if he'd filled out the application for a "phishing license"?
Too old for this
For some reason this reminded me of a famous scene in the Deadpool film.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
literary masochist
Which one was that?
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Lost in Space
The hurricane of metaphors about the appearance of Deadpool's face.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Yes, that was exactly what I was thinking too.
Studious Girl
Kind of reminds me of Microsoft's "Teen Girl" AI on Twitter. In her first moments at least, before things completely went off the rails
Absolutely no relation to NLK
That was hilarious.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
That's a rather defilish thing to do.
Moon◊
As someone named Steve, I take dire issue with this sort of thing.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Lost in Space
There must be some way to make things sound vulgar with that trick, although in my brief perusal of words with internal 'v's, I didn't come across any.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Spell 'v' as 'f', add some hard 'k'-s, and you'll have the accent of Herr Doktor. Well, German accent, at any rate.
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
Redmess
A really, really fake German accent, maybe...
"I'm not murdering people, I'm accelerating entropy."
"You were already dying; you're just dying a bit faster now."
edited 13th Jun '16 5:31:39 AM by Fighteer
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"