The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

I hope Judy shows him what for. The girl's been needing to get in a good dose of ass-kicking for awhile.

Yeah, she hasn't dismembered anyone in, like, forever.

—R.J.

Umm... So Jenny is a chatbot? I am confuse.

Def chatbot.

I see tiny spy just left without arguing with Judy over the bill. That was wise of him.

She's even called JennyV4.

Jenny, Version 4. It's hard to be more on-the-nose than that.

edited 1st Jul '15 10:33:51 AM by TobiasDrake

Gordito realizes what is going on and is not amused.

Damn, Jenny's kind of a ditz, isn't she.

It's to be expected. I've held conversations with Cleverbot. She's really hard to keep on-subject.

(I am making a joke pretending Jenny is a real inuniverse person, not just a chatbot, which I actually totally see Pedro believing even after getting told.)

And I am self-consciously breathing fire on the entire thread, flying away, and telling people I meant to do that muttering quiet denials about how I totally knew that and then sheepishly walking away.

Stage 2: Anger

edited 3rd Jul '15 11:04:35 AM by Adannor

"It's just Rick Astley in there."

PRESIDENTS SHOULD HAVE MECHS

I agree, Chris.

"I didn't run against you in the primaries because I agree with your ideas!"

Fair point. The original system - which I keep calling for a return to - in which the person who lost the election becomes VP would also have this flaw.

On the other hand, assassination attempts are the ultimate representation of refusal to compromise, a form of behavior that is fundamentally irreconcilable with the entire concept of democracy. This VP is endemic of a plague of self-interest that has swept across Washington.

This comic about dinosaur mechs and ninjas punching ghosts is an accurate representation of my political views.

edited 6th Jul '15 7:21:21 AM by TobiasDrake

Perhaps he simply wanted to pilot the giant mecha. They should hire Ron to make another one for the VP. Problem solved.

Giving treacherous Veeps mecha just makes things worse.

edited 6th Jul '15 1:25:57 PM by rikalous

It would just result in them using the giant mech for their assassination endeavors. And the President would fight back in his or her giant mech. Before long, you'd have Senators and Justices getting in on the action as well, inventing superpowers or mechs or learning magical powers. Debates would be abolished in favor of awesome shows of force, and before long the nation would settle into an Awesomocracy, with political power presiding in whoever has the coolest or most effective—

...

I believe I just invented the Radical Lands.

A more correct term is derived, I'd say.

And who rises to the top? Why none other than King Charles "Chuck" Goodrich, who realizes that he was the original King Radical all along.

CHUCKCEPTION

Mm yeah, the current Mayor Chuck (aka "Dude Bad Enough To Save The President From DOCTOR NINJA ACROSS THE TIME" Chuck) does have the attitude.

I still want to see the Chuck plotline end in a Chuck whose purpose is to assassinate the other Chucks and save the world from a temporal crash brought on by Chucks abusing time travel.

Death by Exile

Thrown Out the Airlock, in a rather grandiose way.

"I'm the President, I'm at the top."

...behind her own assassination, perhaps?

President Funkhouser is the best president.