- Crowning Moment of Funny: Johnny hits off the ejector seat button for his car's passenger seat with his elbow at the end. With Lorna sat in it. Cue an Almost Kiss, and a Curse Cut Short from Johnny.
- Ear Worm: The ending credit theme, A Man For All Seasons. Doubles as Awesome Music.
- Moment of Awesome
Archbishop of Canterbury: And do you the chosen Bishops of England, Wales and Scotland assent to this anointment?
Scottish Bishop: For Scotland I do.
Welsh Bishop: For Wales I do.
Johnny English (disguised as English bishop): For England—(removes bishop disguise)—I DO NOT!
- Moral Event Horizon: Sauvage crossed it when it was revealed he intended to become king purely he could turn England into a massive prison.
YMMV / Johnny English
For the sequel, see Johnny English Reborn.