- Awesome Music: The whole freakin' soundtrack counts. Especially Panzerlied.
- MST3K Mantra: Arguably the only thing that has kept this film from receiving universal hate.
- Signature Scene: The Panzerlied singalong.
- So Bad, It's Good or So Okay, It's Average
- Tear Jerker:
Sgt. Guffy: When are the gonna let us fight!?
- They Just Didn't Care: Oh no, they didn't care.