Funny: Battle of the Bulge
- Sgt. Guffy and Louise bickering while splitting up their profits.
Sgt. Guffy: Here's your half, 320 dollars, now what'd you make?Louise: 1,230 dollars.Sgt. Guffy: Oh? Whatta you been sellin? I don't see much stock gone.Louise: Take it.Sgt. Guffy: I won't take it until I know how you made it! What do you think I am?Louise: What do you think I am!
Sgt. Guffy: (walks by the chicken box trying to think only to be interrupted by one of the chicken's cackles) Shattup! (kicks the box)
- An Guffy's initial reaction to Louise explanation that he must be in love with her.
- One word: NUTS