Sinema Cins
is a one-off parody channel that features a Stylistic Suck satire video of CinemaSins titled "EVERYTHING WRONG WITH CASABLANCA in 1400000000000000000000000000000000000 minutes or less". It features a narrator who is intentionally portrayed as stupid, inattentive and nitpicky, and there are quite a few references to CinemaSins.
Tropes used or discussed on this channel:
- All Men Are Perverts: One of the "sins" is just the narrator asking a female character why she's not naked. This parodies the "scene does not contain a lapdance" Running Gag in CinemaSins.
- Bad "Bad Acting": The narrator's over-the-top acting, as well as his awkward acting during the Crunchyroll Product Placement.Narrator: Do you like [fumbles to find the script] anime (mispronounced "a-naim")?
- *Bleep*-dammit!: The subtitle at one point says "what the f*uck", and there was no attempt to bleep out the word.
- In-Universe Factoid Failure: To parody CinemaSins's mistakes, the narrator makes several obvious factual errors:
- When a map of France is shown, he can't figure out what country "RANC" is.
- He sins the movie for using a "Frenchman beard cliché" while showing a character with a mustache.
- He fails to notice the F's in some text that says "Free France", so he asks what "Ree Rance" is.
- When he sees the French national motto ("Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité"), he claims that the words are misspelled so badly that he can't even tell what they were supposed to be. Not only does he not seem to realize that they're not in English, but all three of them look similar to their English counterparts.
- He claims the map effect in Casablanca is stolen from Indiana Jones, even though the former predates the latter by almost 40 years. If nothing else, the fact that Casablanca is in black-and-white and the Indiana Jones films are in colour should've tipped him off that maybe the former came first.
- He accuses the Nazis of being a rip-off of the First Order from Star Wars. Again, it should be obvious that Casablanca came first.
- Product Placement: Parodied with the intentionally-bad Crunchyroll promotions. The "cin counter" at one point says "crunchyroll.com", and the narrator awkwardly reads an ad for the site at the end of the video.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: The subtitles feature several misspellings, such as "moist" instead of "mist".
- Spoonerism: The name of the channel is Sinema Cins — a spoonerism of Cinema Sins, the channel it's satirizing.
- Stylistic Suck: The "criticism" is intentionally stupid, the subtitles are poorly written, and neither the "cin counter" nor the timer works properly.
- They Copied It, So It Sucks!: Parodied. The narrator sins Casablanca for allegedly ripping off Indiana Jones and Star Wars, despite the former predating the latter two by decades.
- Title Drop: The narrator sins the movie whenever someone says "Casablanca". Apparently it's shocking to him that the characters will sometimes say "Casablanca" in a film that is titled "Casablanca" and set in Casablanca. This parodies how CinemaSins sins films for having Title Drops.
- Unreadably Fast Text: The “sentence” at the end of the parody:
sentence: your lover pulling a gun on u even though you know that ur bein kinda a dick but it still hurts your feelings. i m ean whose feelings wouldn’t g[et] hurt in a situition like that that a tough deal for anyone when you think about it it like ince
