WMG / The Road to El Dorado

Chel and Tulio are the parents of kuzco
Think about it. They live around the same time and in the same continent. It wouldn't be completely crazy for Kuzco, one of the "gods'" son, to eventually become emperor.

That and we never get to see kuzco's actual parents.

The Chief is a god
The Chief was the god predicted to come at the start of the age of the jaguar. The age of the jaguar just started a few decades ago when the Spanish started exploring the Americas. The Chief descended from the spirit world to protect the Aztecs. The prophecy Tzekel-Kan foretold was only the coming of Miguel and Tulio, who would arrive right before Cortez's army. This is why everyone else immediately accepts Miguel and Tulio are gods while the Chief looks confused; he knows they aren't the foretold gods, because he is. The Chief goes along with the charade because he knows the people expect offerings to the god, and he is happy to build Miguel and Tulio a boat to let them "out" of their con. He just thinks the boat is a stupid idea which is why he is so incredulous about it.

This is also why the Chief explicitly states he knows Miguel and Tulio aren't gods (on the boat when he says "to err is human") but still offers them a boat, gold, or the opportunity to stay in El Dorado to live as gods. He will go along with the game to appease the people and not disrupt the highly religious culture. He was also the one that made the volcano stop erupting, gave the armadillo special powers to help them win the ball game, and he used his godly strength to hold up the stone pillar at the end of the film.

Elton John was there the entire time
This would explain the music video and how no one really notices animated him. He was probably a crew member that sneaked into the rowboat behind Altivo :P

Miguel and Tulio are prophets of the gods.
To protect the people of El Dorado from Cortez, the gods used Miguel and Tulio to get rid of the treacherous high priest and shut the passage into El Dorado. That is why the armadillo can fly about during the ball game. That is why the volcano erupts and then stops on cue.

It would also explain how everyone seems to be speaking the same language.

Chel is also one of their prophets, though she doesn't know it. If she hadn't stolen the relics, then Miguel and Tulio wouldn't have found their way into the city. This gives us the Rule of Three, since the three of them being the prophets of the gods. As we all know, those gods sure do like things that come in threes.

The volcanic eruption happening just when two guys masquerading as gods need proof of their godhood? Too much of a coincidence NOT to be some form of divine intervention.

The Map was Magic
The Treasure Map was magic, which is why it was an accurate depiction of the new world despite nobody ever being there.

It may have been created by the Real Gods to lead Miguel and Tulio to save El Dorado.

Chel is a slave.
Notice that she was the only El Doradan native who wore white and no gold. The white could be a visible marker of her status as a slave, and why would anyone let a slave wear gold?

She's the only slave we see because the rest are out working. She's only there because she was considered the personal servant of the Gods. This would explain why she wanted that particular pair of earrings so much — it would mark her status as a freed slave in combination with her white clothes — and why she wouldn't tell the guys why she wanted to leave. She thought that they wouldn't let her join them if they knew.

Chel was a prostitute who sidelined as a thief.
This would explain her suggestive clothing.
  • It's actually just local attire made more eye catching to distinguish her as a main character.

Chel isn't an "El Doradan native"
She was originally from some other civilization. It was conquered and either enslaved or assimilated in a second-class way by El Dorado. It's also possible she's the Last of Her Kind.

She knew the way out of the city. She has the clear white/no-gold status markers mentioned. She feels no loyalty to the city AND doesn't believe in the religion that every (other?) citizen shown reveres unquestioningly.

She also refers to getting out as dreaming of "bigger things"... while living in a city made of solid gold.

On top of that, she has very different facial features from the rest of the city-dwellers (particularly her nose), hinting at a different ethnicity.
  • According to animators, she's just a normal girl dreaming of adventure. When you grow up surrounded by gold and nothing to do you get bored.

Chel was a slave of the high priest and intended as an eventual sacrifice.
This would explain her being well-educated about religious matters despite her not believing in the religion. It explains why she suspects, and perhaps even already knew about, the sacrifice that surprised everyone else — including the chief — when the high priest wanted to give a "proper tribute". It also explains her feeling SUCH urgency to get out by any means necessary.
  • Word of God intended for that to be the case, but cut it out of the original because they didn't want to show the city too early (it was in the DVD commentary.)

Miguel knew Cortes and Altivo before the movie started
Sometime in Miguel's past, before he met Tulio, he learned that Cortes sucks and that Altivo is awesome. It would just... explain so much. No, listen. Despite Cortes being a national hero or something, Tulio doesn't seem to know anything about him except that he's bad news. Miguel, on the other hand, looks like he definitely knows this guy. When they first see him at the ship, it's Miguel who says "Cortes!" with an expression of shock and horror. (This is the same guy who thinks that Cuba is a good thing). Miguel's supposed to be the carefree and optimistic one, but he's the only one who is concerned about Cortes and his evil plans.

He also seems to be familiar with Altivo. He COULD have learned Altivo's name by listening to people talking on deck, and his instantly loving the horse could be Miguel being a Friend to All Living Things. But Miguel literally jumping ship to save Altivo instead of helping Tulio makes more sense if he was already attached to Altivo.

Perhaps Miguel's family once owned or even bred Altivo, and Cortes eventually obtained him from them, legally or by force (or both).

Miguel is able to tell what Altivo was thinking at several points, such as "OH, he wants his apple" as if he should've realized sooner. Granted, Miguel IS a Friend to All Living Things, but Altivo specifically gets a good deal of recognition and attention.

"Miguel" is an alias
He's blond and he has blue eyes and a British accent. He's originally from Britain and hiding out in Spain.
  • He was an Englishman named Michael called "Miguel" for convenience. He was just a rover, not necessarily a fugitive.
  • We have to assume that they're speaking Spanish, which we're hearing as English thanks to Translation Convention. Thus, Tulio and Miguel aren't really using an American or an English accent, but the accents of a Spanish local and a fluent foreigner. Miguel may be Basque or Andorran, or, less likely, Portugese or French. That doesn't rule out the possibility of his real name being Mikel, Miquel, or Michel.
  • But there is such a thing as a blue-eyed, blond-haired Spaniard, you know.
  • I call that Unfortunate Implication...

Miguel is in love with Tulio.
This would explain his jealousy and hurt about the thing between Tulio and Chel. Yeah, they're best friends, and Tulio acted like an ass towards him because of Chel; but Miguel's reaction is still exaggerated.

There is also something stereotypically gay about him, what with his effeminacy and all. He would have to be bisexual, considering the thing he says about "the girl in Barcelona" and his own drooling over Chel when they first meet her.

The writers toyed with the idea of making their relationship a sort of "wink wink nudge nudge" thing that would be fairly open but would fly over the heads of children. If you watch the movie with subtitles, then you will see that they left in a few endearments.
"Dinner is served dear."

More to the point:
"Now you have all your precious gold AND CHEL, so what do you need ME for?"

It's obvious just what role Chel was filling, what with that scene of them in the floor. This strongly implies that the guys were in a relationship.

  • They were supposed to be but the suits said no.

Miguel and Tulio died in the storm.
El Dorado is their Dying Dream. Connections to our history put the movie on the Mind Screw end of the Sliding Scale of Fourth Wall Hardness.

Horrifying as that is to think, it would also explain both the lack of language barrier and the city calling itself 'El Dorado'- the same name outsiders who had never been there and were unsure of its existence of had for it.

That wasn't tobacco in those cigars..
Notice the party sequence gets gradually stranger as it goes on and they keep drinking more and more. Then they SMOKE. Suddenly, things go COMPLETELY over the edge in a matter of seconds.

The volcano was conscious.
And it obeyed Miguel and Tulio because IT thought they really were gods.

Bibo The ARMADILLO is the real god!
Watch it carefully; every time something crazy is happening, it's emphasized. In the creation myth intro, there are armadillos. When the volcano is going off, the armadillo is dancing about; it stops when he does. Then there's the magical flying of said armadillo during the ball game, of course. The list goes on. Mayhaps accidentally saving him while blazing their trail was luckier than our Spaniards thought?

OF COURSE!! It all makes sense! Planting himself where the snake would menace him was a Secret Test of Character, and by saving him, our heroes passed, and he watched over them in all their endeavours!
  • Albeit saving him accidentally.

Word of God says that this was one of the alternate endings, where he is revealed as god/angel sent to help Miguel and Tulio.

That's not Cortez, or rather that's not our Cortez.
We never hear him referred to by his first name. Even the credits just list him as "Cortez". It's probably just some random dude with the same last name and enough money to launch an expedition.

He eventually gave up on El Dorado, sailed home empty handed, and faded into obscurity.
  • I feel this is supported by Tzekel Kan saying "the Age of the Jaguar." Considering it's 1519 and according to the Mayan calendar the Age of the Jaguar began in 3113 BC... It seems the entire world just might be an Alternate Universe, which, admittedly, would explain a lot.

"Dorado" is a word in the Native language that the Europeans picked up after someone returned with the name and map from another expedition.
Implausible, but better than Miguel and Tulio sucking at their own damn language.

Originally, both Tulio and Miguel were supposed to fall in love with Chel.

Which is what was supposed to have tested their friendship and nearly split them, but the creators figured this would be too clichè, so they changed it to a different conflict.
Chel is Chell.
Come on, they even look the same.
  • Alternatively, Chell is a descendant.

Tzekel Kan literally has no heart.

He got rid of it long ago so that he could make room to store his codex in the hole it left behind.

Western Explorers visited El Dorado years ago and left the legend behind.

This would explain why the natives all speak Spanish, and why the map in Spain is an accurate rendering of the route. Miguel and Tulio also find a metal machete on the beach when they arrive, even though the natives don't have steel. This pattern - where white incomers copy ideas left by those who came before - is a major plot element in The Man Who Would Be King, which the film is based on.

The big flightless birds in El Dorado are the same species as Kevin from Up.

Seriously, look at them and tell me you don't see it. They're the same size, have a similar color scheme, and live in South America.

The volcano not erupting was the result of the actual gods stopping it.

The gods were interested in Miguel and Tulio and wanted to see how long they could keep up the god charade. They basically decided "Oh, this'll be hilarious", subdued the volcano, and might have sent the armadillo to make things interesting.
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