Video Game / Incredible Crisis
is a 1999 Minigame Game
for the PlayStation
, developed by Polygon Magic and published in Japan by Tokuma Shoten (as Tondemo Crisis!
) and by Titus Software
in the U.S. and Europe. A simplified Arcade Game
version was released in Japan by Tecmo
The Tanamatsuri family is trying to get home in time for a birthday party for the family matriarch, Hatsu. But all sorts of crazy events conspire to make this harder than it seems
. The game follows the other four family members through their day, and all the craziness they run into. Among other things:
- Taneo, the father, is chased out of his office building by a giant globe, falls dozens of stories, is sent careening the wrong way down a busy highway while strapped to a stretcher, and gets seduced and nearly blown up by a femme fatale coworker.
- Etsuko, the mother, is kidnapped by bank robbers, who force her to help them capture and activate a super-weapon disguised as a golden pig. She manages to snowboard to her escape, only to be forced to jump into a jet fighter and battle a rampaging teddy bear monster.
- Tsuyoshi, the younger son, gets shrunk by mysterious alien rays while hanging out at the park, and has to dodge giant creepy-crawlies and get home safely.
- Ririka, the older daughter, dodges class (and the wrath of her chalk-throwing teacher) in order to go shopping, only to encounter a tiny alien UFO and get caught up in trying to reunite it with the "mother" ship.
This game contains examples of:
- Action Mom: Etsuko.
- Anachronic Order: The game follows the viewpoint of one character at a time, so some things that aren't explained (why is a giant bear with Ririka's grimacing face on it attacking?) get answered later (because the baby ship accidentally grew Ririka's teddy bear).
- A Simple Plan: Who knew getting to your house could be such a grueling task?
- Big Bad: The closet thing to one is the unnamed femme fatale. While not a major part in Taneo's and Ririko's stories (although she tries to kill them, for some reason), she's the leader of the wolf-masked robbers in Etsuko's story. She forces Etsuko to steal the golden pig and decode its message.
- Brick Joke: In Ririka's storyline, we find out what she told her father to convince him to help protect the alien mothership, way back during Taneo's part of the game. "I'll never clean my room again!"
- The giant globe that chases after Taneo in the first part of his story suddenly returns after Let's Go By Stretcher, and then suddenly crashes into his house from space after the credits.
- Butt Monkey: The guy with the boat in Titanic Away. One would think after a while he'd just start telling people to stay away from the cork on the bottom of the boat.
- Chucking Chalk: Rirkia's teacher does this to any student who dares disrupt his class.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?: The massage mini-game in Taneo's story.
- Four Lines, All Waiting: The game has four different story-lines, each covering a different member of the family.
- Gameplay Grading: Your grade is determined by how well you do in a mini-game, and an overall chapter grade is given based on those grades. Getting an overall rank of A grants an extra life, while A+ grants two lives.
- The requirements for A+ are lower than you might think. It's possible that, in a 2-minigame chapter, you get a D on one and an A on the other, yet still get an A+ overall.
- Gameplay Roulette: Mini-games range from a Pop Quiz, to a Rhythm Game, to a Simon Says Minigame, to a Stealth-Based Mission.
- Hidden Agenda Villain: Who knows what that female agent is up to? Her goals seem to change with each story.
- Incredible Shrinking Man: Tsuyoshi's section of the game. The guy who owns the boat in the "Titanic Away" minigames gets shrunk too.
- Pop Quiz: One of Taneo's mini-games.
- Pressure Plate: Etsuko's second mini-game, where she must replace a golden pig with several items that will equal its weight, to avoid getting crushed by ceiling spikes.
- Real Song Theme Tune: "We Are One" by Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra.
- Rhythm Game: "Taneo's Dance Fever" and "Etsuko and the Golden Pig".
- Running Gag: The recurring "Titanic Away" game, and the giant globe.
- Also, each story ends with the family member in question finally arriving home in some absurd way, much to the shock of Haruko.
- Sadist Teacher: Ririka's teacher, who throws his seemingly limitless supply of chalk at the kids who make too much noise or even move too much.
- Salaryman: Taneo.
- Shaggy Dog Story: "Nerd on a Wire" has Taneo trying to get off a flagpole before it breaks. After you clear the minigame, he loses his balance and falls off anyway.
- Etsuko's first mini-game too. She successfully evades from the bank robbers, only to be captured by a fourth one standing outside the door.
- A lot of minigame titles are references to various movies, from Titanic (1997) to Independence Day to Top Gun.
- If the player fails the Titanic Away minigame, the failure sequence recreates the famous "Standing at the bow of the ship" scene from the movie.
- The underside of the mothership looks a lot like the UFOs from Independence Day fused with a Simon Says toy.
- When Ririka is launched into the air on a bicycle with the baby UFO, they pass in front of the moon like in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.
- The minigame where Etsuko has to swap the golden pig out with a bag of groceries could be a reference to the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indiana Jones swaps out the the Golden Idol with a bag of sand.
- "Simon Says" Mini-Game: One of Ririka's mini-games. The mothership even looks similar to one!
- Sprint Meter: Present in one of Taneo's mini-games, where he must run away from a globe. A similar one is also Tsuyoshi's final mini-game, except he has to out-run a mantis.
- Squashed Flat: Happens to Taneo if he gets run over by the giant globe in "Bowling Inferno", and after getting hit by a falling refrigerator in "Elevator of Doom!"
- Stealth-Based Mission: Etsuko's first mini-game.
- The Stinger: After the credits, a giant globe in space (with the Incredible Crisis flag) hurtles towards a house...
- To Be Continued: ...and ends with "To be continued". Unfortunately, there was never a sequel.
- Widget Series: You've read this far, so this one should need no explanation.