Hello, internet citizens. You should feel honored to be reading the page of someone who is your superior in every way. I am Tsutaja, though for some reason or other people have started to refer to me as "smugleaf". Never mind that, though. You may know me as the roguishly handsome grass starter for the upcoming Pokemon games Pokemon Black And White. I've acquired an internet account so that the world at large can share in my awesomeness.
The sockpuppet of Sapphire Flame, created for the lulz
Tropes that apply to me:
- Casanova: The ladies can't get enough of me.
- Deadpan Snarker: Justified, as it gets on my nerves to be surrounded by such morons
- Ensemble Dark Horse: I'm pretty much the most popular of the three starters, and with good reason.
- Fan Nickname: The internet calls me "smugleaf". The ladies call me "sexy". Mijumaru calls me "master".
- Green Thumb: I'm superior in my strength as well as my intellect.
- Small Name, Big Ego: I've been called this a few times. Honestly, though, I don't consider it egotistical if I am superior to you in all respects
- Ted Baxter: I would be this if I was actually exaggerating my own awesomeness
- Smug Snake: In a literal sense.
Vandalism from lesser minds
Tsutaja, you big meanie! Take that stuff about me off your page! I'm not your personal slave, okay?!? Just... just you wait until I evolve! Then you'll be sorry -Mijumaru
- U MAD? -Tsutaja
Honestly, Tsutaja, could you cut back on that smugness just a tad? After all, you're just a poor rip-off of me, the original grass lizard, anyway. -Treecko
- I'm a snake, not a lizard. They're two different things. Not that someone of your mental faculties could possibly comprehend the difference -Tsutaja
Hey Tsutaja! Chiramii and I were gonna go to the movies! You wanna come? - Pokabu
- Lemme see if I can't fit it into my schedule -Tsutaja
hey smugleaf u sukz i was a meme way befor yu go fuck urself - mudkipz
- Was that supposed to be english? -Tsutaja
Hey. Bulbasaur here, the original Grass-starter. We Grass types try to get along, so it'd be nice if you could just cut back on the snark a bit. - Bulbasaur
- I make no promises, but we'll see. -Tsutaja
