— Me, On getting my ass kicked in Mario Party 5's Triple Jump minigame by that damned AI Dinosaur. for the SEVENTH FRACKING TIME.
Hi, I'm John. I'm 15. I'm also known as Wild Seraph. I'm a Troper, and have just recently decided tonote make my own contributor's page.
I'm currently a HUGE fan of Minecraft, .hack, Megami Tensei and Touhou, and I like pretty much any song that sounds epic. Strangely enough, that apparently includes techno, J-Pop, and electronica. I especially like Vocaloid.
I have a weird thing for Cyberpunk, Steampunk, and dystopian settings. With lots and lots of blood. No gore, though. That's just gross. Despite my love for violence and whatnot, I'm known for my VERY gay personality.
I'm a bit weird when it comes to sexuality. I'm gay in meatspace, but I'm attracted to both male and female anime characters. had to learn about the birds and the bees by myself (And, of course, the internet), which led to me enjoying Hentai a lot sooner than I should. I also developed a foot fetish. Don't judge me.
Well, a lot of people seem to tell why they're on this site, so here goes: I was searching Google for the different death scenes in Conkers Bad Fur Day, and came upon this Wiki's Nonstandard Game Over page. I read a little, thought it was kinda cool, and went back to my search. But You Know That Thing Where, once you hear about or see something new, it starts showing up fucking EVERYWHERE? Yeah. I started to see tons of people link to this site, but avoided it. So one day, I finally decided to see what all the hype was about... and TV Tropes Ruined My Life.
That's all for now, folks!
