- Law of Inverse Recoil
- Do Not Touch the Funnel Cloud
- Groin Attack
- Indulgent Fantasy Segue
- The Family for the Whole Family
- Resident Evil (Phartman adds: Well, someone had to do it, dammit).
- Capcom Sequel Stagnation
- Faceless Goons
- Scare Chord
- Shur Fine Guns
- Annoyed a bunch of regulars in the various discussion boards (Phartman adds: That's not vandalism; I really do that).
- Managed to not be a fan of Anime, Doctor Who, Lost, Heroes, the collected works of Joss Whedon, or any other overly hyped nerd-bait that I have to start watching. In fact, I really can't be compelled to give a rat's ass about any of them. There, I said it. Come get me.
Tropers / Phartman
He wafts in, adding all sorts of tropes that have somehow gone unmentioned up until that point. Then, just as quickly as he came, he floats away on a breeze. He is not a mere man, and he's certainly not a phart. No, he's something altogether different; a sort of man/phart hybrid... Indeed, he is the Phartman, and don't look now, but he's standing right behind you... Stuff he's done so far: