Obsessed with Star Wars, May-December Romance, and Opposites Attract. Terrified of looking like an idiot on here and will only make small contributions, mostly ship pimpage or niche fandom observations. Wanted to be a Bottle Fairy, but is a lightweight. Wanted to be a Grammar Nazi, but decided she liked real speech too much. Wanted to stay Older than They Look, but recently got the Ma'am Shock. Approach slowly and with caution, as she may be skittish.