"He looks like a cliff with fuzzy felt attached to it..."
— On the subject of Robert Pattinson.
La Femme Morte is here to rejoice in the fact that a lot of people agree with her.
Apologies for how unneccessary this page is. I'm going to be using it to test out my editing skills.
- Feck, I just noticed the sandbox.
I have the weirdest crushes, an addiction to chocolate and a liking for trains.
Let's hope I find a magic way of uploading that drink and spork.
A few lesser-known facts about La Femme Morte Aside from being an exceptionally horny person.
- She's part python.
- She really does have Vagina Dentata.
- She has an encyclopaedic knowledge of all things wrong.
- She owns a lubricated horse cock once belonging to Marie Antoinette
- She has no nationality.
- She has a cult following.
- Her mission in life is to force all native English speakers into spelling words correctly and using proper punctuation.
- She was God during the Cold War.
- She is referred to as a "she" but "her" gender is actually undefinable, as "her" sex organs are simply a working replica of the London Underground.
