Tropers / La Femme Morte
La Femme Morte
"He looks like a cliff with fuzzy felt attached to it..."
— On the subject of Robert Pattinson.
is here to waste time.
A few lesser-known facts about La Femme Morte Aside from being an exceptionally horny person.
- She's part python.
- She really does have Vagina Dentata.
- She has an encyclopaedic knowledge of all things wrong.
- She owns a lubricated horse cock once belonging to Marie Antoinette
- She has no nationality.
- She has a cult following.
- Her mission in life is to force all native English speakers into spelling words correctly and using proper punctuation.
- She was God during the Cold War.
- She is referred to as a "she" but "her" gender is actually undefinable, as "her" sex organs are simply a working replica of the London Underground.
I am also the creator of The Room Drinking Game
. Adding more rules to it will only make you a murderer as scores of people die from alcohol poisoning.