KoffingMugg / Tropers

Tropers / KoffingMugg

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"It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul."

William Ernest Henley, Invictus

Please describe KoffingMugg h—

GAH! ...Uh, Mr. Mugg, sir—

HAH! Seems someone couldn't handle all this! Anywho, feel free to bask in the glory that is KoffingMugg, Creator of Universes!

This Troper Provides Examples of

Adorkable: I've got one or two shades of this.
Brilliant, but Lazy: A Fatal Flaw of mine.
Didn't Think This Through: Another one.
I Have Many Names: Whenever I'm allowed to come up with a username (for informal reasons), I'll use something a tad different from the last one I used, often an Awesome Mc Cool Name. I also do some writing on DeviantArt under the name U-R-Ahzum. Don't ask why I thought of it and stuck with it. Yes, I've changed it.
Large Ham: When it comes to writing, I can bring more ham than a pig farm. (Be it piping hot or ice cold.)
Latino Is Brown: Nope!
Miles Gloriosus: I'm the best there is at what I do, bub! ...Just don't ask me to do it.
Must Have Caffeine: Or heads will roll.
The Perfectionist: One of the things holding me back as an author.
Sophisticated as Hell: Yeah, odds are I'll be waxing lyrical, poetic, or philosophical about deep topics like existentialism or morality one moment... then go on about JoJo or Pokémon the next.