- Blond Guys Are Evil - Hey, I'm not going to argue with the trope.
- Brainy Specs - My sight's not perfect, but I can get by without just fine.
- Cleveland Rocks
- Cunning Linguist - Well, only Russian, but I feel like that's uncommon enough in the US to count.
- Drunken Master - With beer pong, pool, and poker. And only up to a certain point.
- The Drunken Sailor
- Gentleman and a Scholar - Or so I like to think.
- Norse Mythology - Asatruar by faith.
- Revolvers Are Just Better
- I Call It "Vera" - Her name is Marie.
- Smokingis Cool
- They Changed It, Now It Sucks - Been accused of this on several occasions.
Tropers / Coniuratos
23-year old, originally from Ohio, now in the Navy and stationed in Maryland. Applicable Tropes: