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troperville

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tools

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toys

• Blond Guys are Evil - Hey, I'm not going to argue with the trope.
• Brainy Specs - My sight's not perfect, but I can get by without just fine.
• Cleveland Rocks
• Cunning Linguist - Well, only Russian, but I feel like that's uncommon enough in the US to count.
• Drunken Master - With beer pong, pool, and poker. And only up to a certain point.
• The Drunken Sailor
• Gentleman and a Scholar - Or so I like to think.
• Norse Mythology - Asatruar by faith.
• Revolvers Are Just Better
  • I Call It Vera - Her name is Marie.
• Smokingis Cool
• They Changed It, Now It Sucks - Been accused of this on several occasions.