Write Who You Know:
"Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees." —Berkeley Breathed, in volume one of Bloom County: The Complete Library.
- In Volume 2, he remarks that "sadly, [Steve] is not a caricature."
- In Volume 4, he adds that Lola Granola, Opus' girlfriend and one-time fiancée, was modeled on the woman he would go on to marry.