The page image cannot live up to Xulgon's true size! Nightmare Xulgon!
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and imagine a gruff yet booming voice.
and imagine a gruff yet booming voice.Yes! It is I, impending Lord of All, the Diamond-Pupiled Juggernaut, Xulgon! You believe you can take me apart? What a laugh! Then show Xulgon your worth... or your lack thereof!!!
I will not give you false tropes! Surrender!
- Anti-Climax Boss: Stop straying from my minions while I'm away! Why are there no bombs for you to defuse here?!
- Awesome Ego: Xulgon, the Beautifully Self-Aggrandizing!
- Balance Buff: Can't get those sequence-breaking Blink items so easily now!
- Bigger Is Better: The bigger you are, the more unlikely defeat is!
- Boss in Mook Clothing: The red-eyed minion is a lesser Xulgon, with three protective guns and distance-dependent patterns!
- Dummied Out: To the galaxy's inner workings, I am the "invasion"!
- Evil Overlord: Xulgon, your conquering foe!
- Evil Sounds Deep: A deep, gargling soundbite is what you hear of me!
- Expecting Someone Taller: And I figured that blue ship'd be bigger!
- Eyes Do Not Belong There: The middle gun sees and speaks — for those too puny to approach my "head" core!
- Final Boss: In the advanced Invasion campaign, none have the worth to succeed Xulgon!
- Flunky Boss: Minions! Serve Xulgon throughout the invasion!
- God-Emperor: Xulgon, the Godly King of Worlds!
- Large and in Charge: Only the biggest (i.e. Xulgon) shall rule!
- Law of Alien Names: X kicks off the name; Xulgon's the space mollusk warrior of great!
- The Magnificent: Xulgon the Unstoppable! Xulgon the Ginormous! Xulgon, the Extremely Large!
- My Master, Right or Wrong: The red-eyed one isn't as enthusiastic a subject as Xulgon wishes... but it's still the most steadfast one there is!
- Odd Name Out: "Guardian"? "Medusa"? "Hermit"? "Goliath"? Xulgon's moniker is greater than your common, comprehensible words!
- Red Is Violent: Xulgon, the Neon-Red Demise-Bringer!
- Third-Person Person: Xulgon derives euphoria from mentioning His own name! More so than you humbly ceaseless self-"I"-dentifiers!
- Villain Teleportation: Within Xulgon's mass's sudden absence — room for minions to fight for me!
- "X" Makes Anything Cool: Xulgon, Holy Bearer of the Radical X!
Nightmare Xulgon relishes your salty tears!
- Anti-Frustration Features: Those Blinks eventually float through... because you can't outmaneuver my newest orb wave!
- Demonic Spiders: Beware my smallest minions' spread shots!
- Glowing Gem: Eight bright core crystals exemplify Xulgon's glory!
- Gold Makes Everything Shiny: Xulgon, the Gold-and-Blue Luminescence!
- Palette Swap: Only Xulgon is worthy of the brand-new coloring (not my minions)!
