I'm The Rickhead, and I say it because you think it. The fuck nugget who thought that what I needed a page of my own should be banned from this website. No, banned from life and be goaded to kill himself through twitter, because he thinks he can just follow me around and record my life so thoroughly that he can judge me by what things I do that some brainless Christian D-bags did on the Megaplex. He probably didn’t even give The Reviewers and Jesus, Bro! a five out of five score like those child rapists in the Dove Foundation. That offends me, and being offended on the internet is the worst thing that could ever happen to anybody, you beta-cucks!
Here are some tropes that I made more interesting for being in them.
- Appeal to Force: God works for me, bitches! I was able to make anyone who downvoted me to burst into flames by praying it could happen.
- Bestiality Is Depraved: How can it be "depraved?" All I said was that we should have sex with monkeys because we all just evolved from them. That's all.
- Can't Take Criticism: I don't take criticism, I make criticism! Besides, those people who down-voted my videos had it coming!
- Embarrassing Last Name: Don't say that name ever again. I mean it!
- Hollywood Atheist: All I ever do it tell those snobby bigoted Christian how they should live their lives and that they should kill themselves for being different from me. That is until I converted, then that means that it was all true, because I was the one who said it.
- Taking the Heat: Santa Jesus thought he would get me to take the place for his stupid bet! Dick! So of course I did, like the macho selfless true-messiah that I am.
- Vomit Discretion Shot: Some Spanish dick dared to pray before he ate dinner while I was sitting across the room from him. How else could I have responded?
