This is Carl of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and this is my TV Tropes Self-Demonstrating page of the CENTURY... of the WEEK!!
Now, in case you're a bunch of lame nerds, and you probably are, because you're on the Internet, and not on none of the good parts neither, the name's Carl Brutananadilewski, hardcore football fan (and I mean real football, none of that crap them wimpy Europeans play), lifelong fan of The New York Giants (at least when the bums ain't losin'), business entreprenur, all around ladies man, and the unwilling neighbor to the trio of freaks you people might know as the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I know 'em as the animals who won't stay out of my freakin' pool!
Now, if you wan't to get the most out of this here Tropes page, imagine it being read out loud by Dave Willis. He's a pretty cool guy.
Check out these frickin' tropes!
- All Men Are Perverts: Hey, I love women! That's why I pay 'em $40 to have sex with me!
- Berserk Button: STAY OUT OF MY DAMN POOL! And don't touch my car! And God help you if you talk smack about the Giants! Unless they're losin' at the moment, then screw 'em...
- Breakout Character: Hey, I don't see Fryman or the rest of the freaks getting their own Youtube show! If you enjoy the sport of kings, aka football, make sure to check out "Carl's Lock", where you can hear a true master, in other words me, pick out surefire winners from upcoming NFL games.
- Butt-Monkey: Ever since the food moved in next door, my life ain't been nothin' but pain! My house gets destroyed, my car gets totalled, I'm mutilated, transformed, outright killed! But on the plus side, property taxes are basically nothing around here.
- Carpet of Virility: Hey, might not have a lot left up top, but there's plenty everywhere else!
- Cool Car: Damn right it is, at least whenever the cup or that pile of meat haven't trashed it again!
- Cosmic Plaything: Oh gee, ya think so, Einstein? I friggin' die on a near-weekly basis, even Jesus only had to die once!
- Hilariously Abusive Childhood: Yeah, friggin' hilarious. My dad gave me carpet samples one Christmas, which were also my Christmas dinner, before I got sent off to work a shift at the factory.
- Jerkass Has a Point: Okay, so I'm not the frickin' Neighbor of the Year, but can you really blame me for being pissed at those food objects all the time? They're always killing me, and the cup is a psychopath!
- Police Are Useless: Damn cops won't even take my calls anymore after all the crap the animals next door have pulled. One time they did show up, but they took one look at what was goin' on, and just kept drivin! If I paid taxes, I'd be REALLY pissed!
- Sixth Ranger: Hey, don't put me in the same category as them food weirdos, just 'cause I keep getting dragged into their adventures!
- They Killed Kenny Again: What, that kid from South Park? Friggin' hilarious show. But yeah, somehow I keep dying, except it never seems to stick.
- Throw the Dog a Bone: I once sold my house to Danzig for a million dollars. Greatest day of my freakin' life!
- Token Human: I mean, there's other humans around sometimes, but somehow, I'm the only one on the main cast. Guess no one else is stupid enough to live next to these freaks.
- Verbal Tic: What are you friggin' talking about? My speech is fine!
- Your Head Asplode: Oh yeah, this keeps happenin' to me for some reason. I should probably have that checked out.
