Film: The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap

"Montana, In the days when men were men — with two exceptions" opening narrations.

A 1947 comedy Western movie starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello and Marjorie Main. It opens with Bud and Lou, a pair of salesmen, arriving in the distinctly dangerous town of Wagon Gap. Lou is mistaken for the murderer of a local man and is slated to be hanged, until someone remembers a local law that lets him off the hook — provided he provides for the widow and her children. Bud and Lou end up with the widow (Marjorie Main) and her gang of ungrateful and troublesome kids, with the man-hungry widow trying to land Lou as her next husband. Lou finally puts his situation to good use by becoming the new sheriff, threatening everyone he meets into compliance by displaying a picture of the widow. However, when local outlaws learn about a railroad that's about to buy the widow's property, Lou's defense almost becomes his death warrant!

This movie contains examples of:

  • Abhorrent Admirer: Mrs Hawkins is this to Mr Wooley. (Luckily he got off the hook.)
  • Alliterative Title
  • Control Freak: Mrs. Hawkins.
  • Crossdresser: Chester disguises himself as a woman near the climax of the film.
  • Fate Worse Than Death: Due to a law whereby the survivor of a gun duel must take responsibility for the deceased's debts and family (Which got Chester Wooley in trouble in the first place.) He quickly realize he untouchable as NO one wants to suffer taking care of Mrs Hawkins and her kids. At least not at first...
  • Fat and Skinny: The stars are Abbott and Costello, of course ths trope applies.
  • Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy: Possibly the most rarest of this trope as Costello actually hit someone but shot forward when the guy fell down BEHIND him dead. Costello even lampshades this.
  • Jerk Ass: The widow, her children arguably even more so.
  • Karma Houdini: Judge Benbow (arguably)
  • Novelization: The first issue of the Abbott and Costello comic book, published in February 1948 by St. John Publishing, was an adaption of this film. Out of the forty issues published between 1948 and 1956, this was the only one that was based on one of their films
  • Only in It for the Money: the only way the bad guys decided that gaining the debt and the widow might be a good thing
  • Reality Is Unrealistic: This western spoof is predicated on an actual Montana law of the 19th century.
  • Stop Helping Me!: invoked Due to a lie that Duke said, the local outlaws think that a railroad will be going through the widow's property and paying her a fortune for it. thus negating the fate worse than death with the crooks wanting to kill him. It later turn out that lie Duke told was true.
  • You Kill It, You Bought It: The film plot practically parodies this