Directed by Mark Piznarski
Written by George Putnam
Simone and Sipowicz investigate the murder and robbery of a bookie, Donna returns from her vacation, Joyce Novak continues her pursuit of Simone, and Andy and Sylvia meet with Sylvia's priest to prepare for their Greek wedding.
- Ax-Crazy: At the end, Joyce Novak resorts to pulling a knife on Russell.
- Deadpan Snarker and Jerkass: Both Earl Padzik and his mother, Wanda.
- Even Joyce Novak resorts to tasteless comments towards Diane.
- Greed: Sipowicz uses Wanda's greed as a means to locate her son, Earl. It works a little too well.
- Green-Eyed Monster: Joyce Novak towards Russell. So much so it's amazing that her eyes don't glow green.
- Not Good with Rejection: Joyce Novak, again. She even tries to file false sexual misconduct charges after Bobby turns her down for the umpteenth time. But neither Fancy nor Sylvia buy it.
- Stalker with a Crush: Joyce Novak. The woman just will not leave poor Bobby Simone alone.
- Woman Scorned: What Joyce has turned into.
- Yandere: Joyce Novak to Simone. Big time.
